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G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 12:46pm On Apr 26, 2008
A teen once offended his mother, while trying to get his son so as to punish him he ran. Here is conversation between mum and son:
Mum: hey! come here otherwise if I get you with my hands, you'll be in soup,
Son: Pls mummy
Mum: If you run again you're a GOAT
And immediately the boy ran away.

Now guys and gals why did the boy run away. Its a riddle, a handsome reward of recharge card awaits the correct answer.
Re: G O A T! by inze(m): 6:16pm On Apr 26, 2008
the boy na G O A T na
Re: G O A T! by isiimobhio(f): 12:11pm On Apr 28, 2008
get my recharge card ready cos i av d correct answer
Re: G O A T! by isiimobhio(f): 12:12pm On Apr 28, 2008
he ran away cos she tld im dat he will be in soup and den she told im if he ran away he is a goat. wat better ingredient for soup dan a goat.
Re: G O A T! by ifyalways(f): 3:35pm On Apr 28, 2008
good try.
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 8:08am On Apr 29, 2008
he ran away because she tld im that he will be in soup and den she told im if he ran away he is a goat. what better ingredient for soup dan a goat.

Supply isiimobhio, u missed it. Out of point try again pls
Re: G O A T! by clemcykul(f): 8:17am On Apr 29, 2008
i love goat meat
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 8:44am On Apr 29, 2008
i love goat meat

clemcykul, abeg u don miss road oo
Re: G O A T! by olulu(m): 8:53am On Apr 29, 2008
d goat na d boy, d mama na soup,

no, no, i mean,
d soup na d boy, d goat na him mama

abi, maybe,
both o dem na goat

or both na soup sef

grin grin
Re: G O A T! by lightest(m): 9:52am On Apr 29, 2008
the mama na goat killer and the pickin na goat
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 9:58am On Apr 29, 2008
in summary?
Re: G O A T! by lightest(m): 9:59am On Apr 29, 2008
u b goat and I be goat killer. So am going to kill you
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:02am On Apr 29, 2008
i reckon say na the first poster you dey talk to
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 10:11am On Apr 29, 2008
d question na just simply one when una dey beat about the bush.
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:14am On Apr 29, 2008
then answer the damn thing
Re: G O A T! by lightest(m): 10:17am On Apr 29, 2008
person wey no dey pass for school na him wan answer this riddle. abeg lets move on jo
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:18am On Apr 29, 2008
aiight
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 10:22am On Apr 29, 2008
then answer the damn thing

Will u pay me if I answer my own riddle, damn this riddle is the most simpliest just think.
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:26am On Apr 29, 2008
i'll pay you,dont worry
*payment is a bullet straight in the middle of ur arse*
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 12:28pm On Apr 29, 2008
i'll pay you,don't worry
*payment is a bullet straight in the middle of your arse*

oti baje that's why u like 2 dey visit Kuvuki
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 12:38pm On Apr 29, 2008
kuvuki is my land and i'm the leader
i still know how to use a gun
Re: G O A T! by clemcykul(f): 12:40pm On Apr 29, 2008
giv us the answer. or i will use dat goat for suya
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 12:44pm On Apr 29, 2008
straight and precise
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 12:52pm On Apr 29, 2008
giv us the answer. or i will use that goat for suya

see ur mouth its only suya u know how to eat, simple question u can't answer

No correct answer, then nothing from my side. BAM
Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 12:54pm On Apr 29, 2008
who be this?
you're not in the position to make demands
Re: G O A T! by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Apr 29, 2008
*tell him again*

proceeds to burn thread*
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2008
clemcykul I no fit talk now, I need to prove a point (dat am a genius)
Re: G O A T! by folly69(m): 2:53pm On Apr 29, 2008
ok jenus wetin b de answer
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 3:05pm On Apr 29, 2008
shocked
y will I tell u
Re: G O A T! by folly69(m): 3:08pm On Apr 29, 2008
ohooo know i c u ar de GOAT abi?
Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 3:10pm On Apr 29, 2008
smiley
Yes I am d G O A T.
olodo
Re: G O A T! by icemann(m): 3:13pm On Apr 29, 2008
He ran because of the punishment (read the first line)
where is my recharge card?

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