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Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Inik(m): 6:18pm On May 30, 2013
My girlfriend has joined or is about joining the illuminati sect. We have been together for 7 months without any major quarrel but two days ago we had a big argument over this issue and since then she has remained incommunicado.

It started three weeks ago when i checked through her phone(we are free with each other's phones) and i found out that she was browsing something on the history of the illuminati sect, i didn't pay much attention and casually asked her and she said she was just being curious and i decided to let it slide. Before now i had told her my view of the satanic sect called illuminati whose mission is to destroy all religions and impose a one world government on all of us.

Two days later i saw a photo she snapped with one of her friends; in the photo they were displaying the illuminati sign, covering one half of their faces with their palm. This aroused my suspicions. Later i overhead her chatting with this friend on the possibilty of getting a tattoo that week, this is coming from someone who in our prior discussions on this issue was always of the opinion that tattoos are devilish stuffs. I also noticed that she had started listening to music from illuminati based artists like lady gaga, Kanye west, Jayz and justin bieber. It was at this stage that i asked her why the sudden interest in the illuminati & if she wanted to join the illuminati but she just kept mum. I noticed she became overprotective of her phone.

Three days ago when she came to my place, my curiosity got the better of me and i timed her movements, when she went outside to pick up something, I went through her phone and saw that she had been browsing for illuminati centers in Nigeria. She rushed into the room, saw her phone in my hand & quickly grabbed it from me, i confronted her and she flared up and shouted “what's the big deal if she wanted to join the illuminati”, and left. Since then she has refused to pick my calls and have also refused to see me. I told my friend this and he said i was just being paranoid over nothing. The question that has been bothering my mind is 'Why would a beautiful 22 yrs old young lady be so interested in the illuminati all of a sudden'?
I love her and she loves me too, i don't want to lose her, neither do i want to be associated with anything that has to do with the illuminati.

Nairalanders what should i do?
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by 25omega(m): 6:42pm On May 30, 2013
grin grin grin grin you and your bum azz biotch will never know if there was actually an Illuminati needless to say her finding a center to go.

Tell that girl to stop trying to find short cuts in life and work hard for her own keep. Joining a cult will only have her giving up some azz for nothing.

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Inik(m): 7:12pm On May 30, 2013
25omega: grin grin grin grin you and your bum azz biotch will never know if there was actually an Illuminati needless to say her finding a center to go.

Tell that girl to stop trying to find short cuts in life and work hard for her own keep. Joining a cult will only have her giving up some azz for nothing.
Thanks. The illuminati is real tho.
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Oohrhii(m): 9:22pm On May 30, 2013
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Inik: 'Why would a beautiful 22 yrs old young lady be so interested in the illuminati all of a sudden'?

Nairalanders what should i do?

You have already specified the reason... you girl wants to be famous..u said she is beautiful..in ur words.well beauty could be a blessing as well as a curse. But she is ambitious..ambitious to the level that she is ready to do anything to achieve it..

Come to think of it..why else would it be easy for a lady you claim to love and love you in return to just stop picking your calls..for these kind of people..anything can be sacrificed for ambition..she observed that these people u mentioned are famous..she aspires to be like one..one thing she doesn't know,however,is that if money ritual can make you rich..then you are actually destined to be rich..you were only in a hurry..but she is a lady..they mostly don't think deep.it has always been their characteristic feature...she is probably thinking of fame now.

Anyway..if u love her and truly love her.. Do not scorn her..nor abuse or condemn..try to make her see reason that joining these sect is not a guarantee of success..and that we r only hearing of few our of millions.. Common if it were to be a sure thing..u thing we won't all be part of the sect already...however nothing is sure.

Relax..it's called youthful exuberance she would come around..stop calling..go and see her..explain in a tender manner..be a man..take charge..understand with her..see from her perspective..but be sure to drive cheesy home your points..only you can help her.

I hope u understand..

God help u n her.

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Stegomiah: 10:33pm On May 30, 2013
OP u can do better nxt time, as for me aint buying dis bullsh*t, you tink illuminati is for evry tom, dick nd harry? U don't know anytin

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Manweysabi(m): 10:39pm On May 30, 2013
Illuminati my foot... leave her alone, she's just chasing a wind undecided

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by 190: 10:44pm On May 30, 2013
rubbish angry

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 11:27pm On May 30, 2013
Why do I find it hard to believe this post tho.

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Davidoff2000: 11:53pm On May 30, 2013
So u think u can just stroll n go n join illuminati the way u join boys scout or rotaract? Even eck sef dem no dey just google dem.
Don't worry, even if illuminati is real and she found dem, am sure dey won't accept a run off the mill girl like her. Abi u think say dem dey look for girl wey neva even bathe well well?

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 1:55am On May 31, 2013
Stegomiah: OP u can do better nxt time, as for me aint buying dis bullsh*t, you tink illuminati is for evry tom, dick nd harry? U don't know anytin
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by AZeD1(m): 2:20am On May 31, 2013
LOl at joining illuminati

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Caracta(f): 8:00am On May 31, 2013
Which of the illuminatis? Is it the one at Ojuelegba in Lagos?

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by obyrich(m): 8:59am On May 31, 2013
Which kind illuminati she join? She is being deceived into joining a lesbian cult. Illuminati ko, illuminati ni.

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by donfemo(m): 9:41am On May 31, 2013
Even if there was an illuminati, ur girlfriend is no body to join Ŋo̶̷̩̥̊͡. Offense, but watch it her love for cults and satanic acts may make her end up in okija

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Inik(m): 10:04am On May 31, 2013
Oohrhii: [b][/b]

You have already specified the reason... you girl wants to be famous..u said she is beautiful..in ur words.well beauty could be a blessing as well as a curse. But she is ambitious..ambitious to the level that she is ready to do anything to achieve it..

Come to think of it..why else would it be easy for a lady you claim to love and love you in return to just stop picking your calls..for these kind of people..anything can be sacrificed for ambition..she observed that these people u mentioned are famous..she aspires to be like one..one thing she doesn't know,however,is that if money ritual can make you rich..then you are actually destined to be rich..you were only in a hurry..but she is a lady..they mostly don't think deep.it has always been their characteristic feature...she is probably thinking of fame now.

Anyway..if u love her and truly love her.. Do not scorn her..nor abuse or condemn..try to make her see reason that joining these sect is not a guarantee of success..and that we r only hearing of few our of millions.. Common if it were to be a sure thing..u thing we won't all be part of the sect already...however nothing is sure.

Relax..it's called youthful exuberance she would come around..stop calling..go and see her..explain in a tender manner..be a man..take charge..understand with her..see from her perspective..but be sure to drive cheesy home your points..only you can help her.

I hope u understand..

God help u n her.
Thank you.
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by sakaguchi(m): 10:10am On May 31, 2013
Ah!!!! OP, you can lie!!!
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Monicasque(f): 10:11am On May 31, 2013
If you truely blv all that you are saying. Maybe you should keep her in your prayers but stay away from her. Your safety and sanity comes first

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by ITbomb(m): 12:03pm On May 31, 2013
Buy her confidence.
Tell her to get two forms, one for you.
Go along with her, exploring the Illlumi stuff and in a subtle way highlight the vanity in it.
Control her mind instead of trying to change it.

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by adepojuis: 2:51pm On May 31, 2013
Her problem is she's too much into hollywood,2 much movie/music (celebrity lyf)

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 5:34pm On May 31, 2013
any adult who believe in this illuminati nonsense, or think that you can Google their recruiting centers, has surely lost their damn mind!!!!

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 6:14pm On May 31, 2013
Da! Mbok, make una leave me oº°˚! Illuminati ?! Where she wan see am join? Abeg confirm say no be 'Ogbanje' she de google oº°˚!! grin grin

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Inik(m): 7:24pm On May 31, 2013
sakaguchi: Ah!!!! OP, you can lie!!!
If you don't believe me, others do

ITbomb: Buy her confidence.
Tell her to get two forms, one for you.
Go along with her, exploring the Illlumi stuff and in a subtle way highlight the vanity in it.
Control her mind instead of trying to change it.
Thanks i will explore this option
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Inik(m): 7:25pm On May 31, 2013
MRbrownJAY: any adult who believe in this illuminati nonsense, or think that you can Google their recruiting centers, has surely lost their damn mind!!!!
So you don't believe in the existence of the illuminati sect
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by cigaricon(m): 10:38pm On May 31, 2013
Make she no go join her mate husstle, make she dey find illuminati. no be only illuminati na zunuminati sad

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Khayil(m): 10:56pm On May 31, 2013
Plz kindly pass the address of their "centre" to me. If you get to kw
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Manweysabi(m): 11:06pm On May 31, 2013
Inik:
So you don't believe in the existence of the illuminati sect
my broda, all those illuminati stuff na wash!
Celebrities use it for publicity stunt. It gives them the desired attention.
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 10:23am On Jun 01, 2013
Inik:
So you don't believe in the existence of the illuminati sect

dont get me wrong, i certainly believe that back in the days there were many rich families (Rotschild/Rockefeller etc) and rich individuals who got together and created groups and secret societies to enrich themselves in dubious ways, and subsequently, have enough power to control the world......but to believe that A) today, any dumbass with a little stack of change can join such ELITE group, B) that anyone who shows/does/portrays or remotely hints about that triangle logo is part of that elite society or C) that such groups have anything to do with the devil, is not only stoopid, but also an insult to these gazillionaire (or the world).

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by MrsChima1(f): 11:07am On Jun 01, 2013
In Nigeria

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by deloon(m): 11:22am On Jun 01, 2013
Nonsense!
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by alienware(m): 12:00pm On Jun 01, 2013
I am a member of the eastern stars. It is like the acient order of druid, far more powerful and secretive than freemason or the illuminati. We are not that popular.
Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2013
Dump her

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Re: Help! My Girldfriend Has Joined The Illuminati (Fiction) by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jun 01, 2013
Mrs..Chima:
In Nigeria

grin

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