(1)Since José Mourinho got sacked by Chelsea in 2007.
Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal have won 0."
(2)When you scream God's name during sex, Iwonder if
you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."
(3)The day a Ghost got involved in an accidentwas the
day i stopped watching Nollywood."
(4)What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch
thing..
(5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Creamand tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's Stranded..pls shoot
Him!"
(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer
Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"
(7) That awkward moment when you type"Trophyless ­ ­ ­"
on Google and the result shows"Arsenal""
(Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo
girls would add you. $2737A4A7"
(9) sweat from some girls' armpits will turn blue litmus
paper red."
(10)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible &
anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals gift, free her, na WITCH"
(11)They say love is more important than money. Pls
try paying a lagos conductorur with a hug?"
(12)In a Nigerian Home...If your friend forgetsto greet
your parents, that's the end of that friendship.if you
agree"
(13)Women are like police, they might have allthe
evidence in the world but they still want a confession!"
(14)People That Smoke Weed Before Going ToChurch.
You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"
(15)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room
to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches
away from them.
(16)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON
SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
(17)If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good
husband, why not use it to pay a counselor totalk good
sense into your life"
(18) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably
during service.. Thought the house of God is also my
father's house?"
(19)The hot girl next to me in class just fell asleep.
Maybe I should fall asleep too..so I can tell my friends I
slept wit her?"
(20)WHITE KID: "Shut Up Dad"!!; * Dad shuts up* DAD-
*Shut too* 9JA KID: "Pale, Shut up abeg"*wakes
up*....where am i?....DOCTOR: Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital"
(21)A slap is a manual override mechanism used to
rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above a
manual reset."
(22)Some Igbo people with their names tho, how can
you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?"
(23)U opend Ur legs & he bought U BOLD 5, U opend 4
anoda guy & he paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4 metoo,
lemme buy U d Charger."
(24)And So, I was watching a yoruba movie...and this
Guy shot himself in the head THRICE...Awon
Oloriburuku!!"
(25)Someone Blocked His Dad on facebook, the Dad
also Blocked Him from entering the House
(26)One rapper just said "My blood is so full, call me
'bloody fool'".......Wh ­ ­ ­ y lord?
(27) U can't recite a Bible Passage! but u can mention
68 Hotels & Clubs in Lagos without thinking? My Sista,
ur life is blinkin on a low ba3!"
(28)Marrying a lady whose cooking skills can only be
compared to Victor IKPEBA's English issuicide." (29)na 4 yoruba u go see father dey price school fees..

U try buh something dey worry u like arsene wenger

nice one

Guy u try, i cnt pas witout comentn...thumbz up...kip d gud wrk

Tanx

(21)A slap is a manual override mechanism used to
rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above a
manual reset."
(22)Some Igbo people with their names tho, how can
you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?"

these 2 really cracked me up
nice piece OP

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yungsnazzy:
Tanx

good evening boss..am sorry for derailin this thread...please i will like to know about geology course in unical. I wanna switch course and school. I heard itz a very tough course in unical and i wanna know why students like sayin this. Please advice me on the best way i can make good grades there and the best way of overcomin failure by saddistic lecturers. Also heard that it involves much calculation..right? Please tell me everything i need to know about this great course..God bless u..Thanks