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FUNNY BBM Updates Only In Naija by ashmanpolo: 3:52pm On Jun 09, 2013
U go fear GRAMMAR na!

~ Thank God for a brown new day!
~ My God is upsome!
~ Why are people so weekend?
~ Not all dat glitters are goats!
~ I need to change my worldrope!
~ May ur Name be highly exhausted!
~ My waste is paining me!
~ I hate girl with slow sef of steam!
~ No curse for Alarm!
~ Thank God 4 spearing my life!
Happy Sunday my peeps... Add up

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Re: FUNNY BBM Updates Only In Naija by babadey(m): 6:41pm On Jun 09, 2013
ashmanpolo: U go fear GRAMMAR na!

~ Thank God for a brown new day!
~ My God is upsome!
~ Why are people so weekend?
~ Not all dat glitters are goats!
~ I need to change my worldrope!
~ May ur Name be highly exhausted!
~ My waste is paining me!
~ I hate girl with slow sef of steam!
~ No curse for Alarm!
~ Thank God 4 spearing my life!
Happy Sunday my peeps... Add up
grin grin.. I have a friend that purposely do this for fun. He gets attentions alot grin.
Re: FUNNY BBM Updates Only In Naija by ashmanpolo: 8:39pm On Jun 09, 2013
kirian202: ETISALAT Merlin sim unlimited for, PINGING, BROWSING, DOWNLOADING, APP WORLD, FACEBOOK CHART

Are u a BB and BBM lover, if yes dis is for u is real.
Get ur Etisalat hack sim unlimited for browsing,downloading,pinging,Facebook chart,BB appworld. And it also work on all device just like normal blackberry BIS monthly subscription .
NOTE÷ Dis is not like MTN magic sim dat browse and download only. Dis one is Etisalat Merlin sim dat allows u to do every thing wit ur BB just like BIS monthly subscription. U can brows,ping, download unlimited wit NO expiring date.
NOTE÷Am not asking anybody to send money to my account for de procedures cos am not giving it out for now. All am asking is for u to meet me one on one to test and collect one of de already hack sim at de rate of 2500 only. or u can still buy ur own NEW Etisalat easy cliq sim load it 100 airtime bring it to me and watch me do de Merlin magic. de funny thing about it is dat u can start using it dat very moment after it has been hack just like wen u subscriber to BB plan. Meet me in Emeka Offor plaza main market Onitsha phone number 08184420267

Who be this wan na...
Behaving like the man who saw a lion in the bush, he knelt down closed his eyes and started praying, he opened his eyes and saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too. What a shock! He asked the lion, are you a Christian? The lion replied don't u pray before you eat?
Re: FUNNY BBM Updates Only In Naija by UyiIredia(m): 5:23am On Jun 10, 2013
kirian202: ETISALAT Merlin sim unlimited for, PINGING, BROWSING, DOWNLOADING, APP WORLD, FACEBOOK CHART

Are u a BB and BBM lover, if yes dis is for u is real.
Get ur Etisalat hack sim unlimited for browsing,downloading,pinging,Facebook chart,BB appworld. And it also work on all device just like normal blackberry BIS monthly subscription .
NOTE÷ Dis is not like MTN magic sim dat browse and download only. Dis one is Etisalat Merlin sim dat allows u to do every thing wit ur BB just like BIS monthly subscription. U can brows,ping, download unlimited wit NO expiring date.
NOTE÷Am not asking anybody to send money to my account for de procedures cos am not giving it out for now. All am asking is for u to meet me one on one to test and collect one of de already hack sim at de rate of 2500 only. or u can still buy ur own NEW Etisalat easy cliq sim load it 100 airtime bring it to me and watch me do de Merlin magic. de funny thing about it is dat u can start using it dat very moment after it has been hack just like wen u subscriber to BB plan. Meet me in Emeka Offor plaza main market Onitsha phone number 08184420267

Bolded is ironic, and really, laughable.
Re: FUNNY BBM Updates Only In Naija by UyiIredia(m): 5:28am On Jun 10, 2013
@ ashmanpolo: Keep them coming.

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