- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have
sex with animals, but the animals must be
female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes
sense.)
- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine
a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from
looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do
they look different reversed?). Muslims are
banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs
of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!"
- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is
to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
having sex for the first time... Reason: under
Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even
comes close to this?)
- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may
only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of
course!)
- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the first time this
happens, her mother must be in the room to
witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the
thought.)
- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the
same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?).
- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic
beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not
as great as Guam!)
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
- Humans ,baboons and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was
always smiling?).
-while porcupine gets monthly period like women
and Elephant carrying its pregnancy for
9months like humanbeing
- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls
over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay
for this research??).
- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I
know some people like that.)
- Starfish don't have brains. (I know some
people like that, too.) And, the best for last.....
- Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do
you think they have bad breath?)
This is crazy
**culled★