There is a lady older than me where I work, I have a crush on this Lady, she is beautiful and she seems descent.
Since I can never be her boy friend, I want to be her friend, i just don't know how to get her attention..
There is always chance to speak to her, but I don't know what to talk about..
Can anyone give me a hint here?
Remember i just want to be her friend, and she is older than me..
Thanks..

*falls from mount everest.

High time the kid's section is created. This is getting unbearable with all this small kid posting funny threads.

Start with buying her recharge cards starting from #400 by d time u reach #1500 she will get ur drift.I hope u hv passed ur post jamb.

haha, mi no fit laugh o, dis kind story don dey tire me on nairaland jare. y u no hire person to do am for u. lwkm.

k2039:
High time the kid's section is created

lead d squad, I'm right behind u.

@op, I think u have self esteem issues. Since it's ur place of work, d best I can advice is to be nice.

dopeJemi: I don't see hau dis is Funny...

Op, walk up to her with a smiLe on ur face and say 'helLo, goodmorning/afternoon/evening' in a charming and pLeasant way, after she responds, say 'hau r u doing and hope u r avin a good day' dats if she doesn't ask u first, den introduce urseLf to her and ask 4 her name even if u do know her name, den when she telLs u her name, say 'nice' and den say 'u Look good' and waLk away with a smiLe on ur face

God go catch the Op, na d day the girl get bad day, na im he go appproach her.

start by writing her love letter. Praise her enough and don't disclose your intention in any of those letters to her. She would be curious and you'd successfully put her in a state of SUSPENSE!

Then graduate to the next level by sending her stuffed dolls with romantic inscriptions... You'd heighten her NERVOUSLY

Thereafter start sending bouquets of flower!
Lovely ones and please choose pleasant colours... She definitely would be discombobulated with your ROMANTIC gestures.

...then get her a unique designer perfume as a surprise gift.... With a romantic note detailing you interest to be a slave to guarantee her happiness forever. The note should have an addendum: age is not just a phucking figure but yet don't measure maturity neither the degree of responsiveness to love.

Finally officially invite her for a 'mock' date.
Op, if she fail to your advances after this guide, RUN.
Two things are involved: either she is an OGBANJE or she is a NUN

start by saying hello when you see her eventually you will be friends

k2039: *falls from mount everest.

High time the kid's section is created. This is getting unbearable with all this small kid posting funny threads.

He's not a kid. He just lacks the ability to articulate himself and he seems to have problem with English. I think he's intimidated by her age, hence the jittering and bad communication skills

k2039: God go catch the Op, na d day the girl get bad day, na im he go appproach her.

u be wizard

dopeJemi: u be wizard

Not just a ordinary wizard but that of the first order.

Shollypopz:
He's not a kid. He just lacks the ability to articulate himself and he seems to have problem with English. I think he's intimidated by her age, hence the jittering and bad communication skills

Ok maam, I agree with you in all totality.

Op, you have a lot of work to do on yourself. Self confidence and communication skills is all you need.

Thanks to those that have given me advice.

k2039: Ok maam, I agree with you in all totality.

Op, you have a lot of work to do on yourself. Self confidence and communication skills is all you need.

i've been having that problem of confidence and shyness all my life and its killing me.

Titeb:

i've been having that problem of confidence and shyness all my life and its killing me.

I could send you some ebooks that will help if you drop your email

Shollypopz:
He's not a kid. He just lacks the ability to articulate himself and he seems to have problem with English. I think he's intimidated by her age, hence the jittering and bad communication skills

Is my English bad?

k2039: *falls from mount everest.

High time the kid's section is created. This is getting unbearable with all this small kid posting funny threads.

I'm not a kid bro..

k2039: I could send you some ebooks that will help if you drop your email

I'll really appreciate it.. [Tosinomoniyi@ovi.com]

k2039: I could send you some ebooks that will help if you drop your email

I'll really appreciate it.. PM me.

Titeb:

I'll really appreciate it.. [Tosinomoniyi@ovi.com]

Check your mail

k2039: *falls from mount everest.

High time the kid's section is created. This is getting unbearable with all this small kid posting funny threads.

If I am not mistaken, the guy said he is working. Probably a BSc holder.

... And I'm certain u are still in school, u come dey abuse elderly person.

The guy needed advise period.

You can even date her if you want op. Work on your self esteem and one of the tips is to be respectfully nice to her... And always make conscious effort to talk about matured things... Humour and smiles.

k2039: Check your mail

Thanks I Got It.. The Ebook is nice..

Why are you so nervous to be a friend? You already said being boyfriend is out of the question. Just go tell the lady hi and make introductions.

@op, u don't need a lawyer 2 know u av got right of freedom of association n from discrimination.
Wen boys dey street dey learn wats up, ur mama lock u inside in d name of ajebor n I no wan Mk my pikin spoil.
Now u no spoil , Bt u no fit stand 4 watin u want. Shame on u