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Nigerians by olu4life(m): 5:03pm On May 12, 2008
A Nigerian man abroad married a white lady because of papers. He claimed to be Ugandan due to Nigeria bad image abroad.

Unknowlingly d woman has a friend who also married an Ugandan. Shre decided to take her husband to the friend's place so as the two husbands could talk 2 each other.
When the guy knew the plan, he made alll his effort to cancel the plan. But his plan failed.

On the said day, he and the wife got there. The two friends decided to make the two husbands talk to each other in their native language. But none of the husband said anytin.

Finally, the first husband spokeHusband 1: Omo naija lemi, ni bo lo ti jawa
Husband 2: O ti e jasi omo naija lemi no
Re: Nigerians by Nobody: 5:04pm On May 12, 2008
LOL! cheesy Good One cheesy
Re: Nigerians by jaymobb(m): 5:34pm On May 12, 2008
u go fear fear grin grin
Re: Nigerians by Nobody: 7:58pm On May 12, 2008
Re: Nigerians by donpapa(m): 11:21pm On May 12, 2008
Nice wink wink but old undecided cool
Re: Nigerians by ThugLife1(m): 12:37am On May 13, 2008
lol ;d
Re: Nigerians by kayowalemi(m): 11:43am On May 13, 2008
I trust fellow Naija patriots
Re: Nigerians by ikamefa(f): 10:01pm On May 13, 2008
" grin " 9 j a men dey braine-braine! grin cheesy grin
Re: Nigerians by segunpc(m): 10:19am On May 14, 2008
the joke sweet.
Re: Nigerians by Sophiatiq: 10:26am On May 14, 2008
That's nigerians 4 U. Dem no dey slack, at all!
Re: Nigerians by jaymobb(m): 5:27pm On May 14, 2008
naija na one spirit my broda,

no dulling o jare smiley

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