Akpos died and went to Heaven. As he stood in frontof
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
him.
He asked, 'Why all the clocks?'
St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-
Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie- Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.
Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresas', replied
St.Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said akpos. 'Andwhose clock is that one? St. Peter responded, 'That's AbrahamLincoln's clock.
The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's our politician's clock?' asked akpos.
St Peter replied, they are in the office.
We're using them as ceiling fans, because they keep running even faster than the others...
38 minutes ago

nyc

Good one

Not only fan but a/c?

This is the 2500th time am reading this joke from 2500 different websites... Copy here, copy there