Naija News: Madame, please what do you have to say about the problems going on in Rivers?

Madame: Which kind problems Rivers get? Abi you also want my husband to go and be catching Fish for Nigerians because he is from Niger Delta? Some of you Jomalist have no respect at all and if I talk now, you will start telling lies against me

Naija News: I mean the State that Governor Rotimi Amaechi governs

Madame: Then why didn’t you say that before? Abeg don’t mind the yeye small boy!

Naija News: Madame, but jus cant call him a small boy! He is an elected officer! The chief executive officer of a state for that matter!

Madame: And you think he is more important than me? I yam Mrs President incase you don’t know. I have power pass that yeye small boy!

Naija News: Excuse me Madame, as the president’s wife, you are the first lady, but you are not the President or Mrs President

Madame: You see yourself now? And you just talk it just nah that you are a Christian


Naija News: Yes, I still am, and will forever remain a Christian but what has that to do with this ?

Madame: No wonder all those pastors want to be rich like us. They even want bigger Airlo-plain than my husbands own and it is because of people like who dash them money and refuse to read ya Bible, otherwise you will know it that the Bible talk say “And the two shall be one” So me and my husband are one, and that is why me too I yam Mrs President

Naija News: Okay Madame I hear you, but people are saying you are responsible for the problems in Cross Rivers state, even the great Professor Wole Soyinka says your husband should call you to order!

Madame: Don’t mind that olodo man with his white Bia! Bia! I don’t even know how he take win that Nobel price self! I suspect he use Yoruba juju. Everybody knows that my husband travel to Shi-na to go bring money for Nigeria and the yeye man dey say make he call me. Na telephone dem dey use discuss important matter like this?.

Naija News: I hear you Madame, but why don’t you just settle with Governor Amaechi so that everything can go back to normal, are you not afraid this will tell on the 2015 elections?

Madame: Elections ke? Abeg there is no Vacancy in Aso Rock o! We have already won the 2015 elections so me am not worried at all. No Shaking!


Naija News: Madame how can you talk about 2015 like that when you are not the owner of life?

Madame: Ehen! I said it just nah that you be 419 Christian. Nothing fit happen to me and my family because we pay our Tithe so no shaking!

Naija News: Okay Madame can you at least make peace with the Governor at least for the simple fact that you are a Christian

Madame: As Mrs President, na me suppose go meet that yeye small boy or the other way around? Oya tell him to come and see me for Aso Rock, and he must come with his parents to beg for forgiveness because I no like rude people at all! Okay Mr Jomalist your time is up, make I run go prepare cause my husband will soon return from Shi-na

You should have done the appropriate thing,by posting this your article in the jokes section.

Thank OP for the light moments. I pray no life be lost.

Up Amaechi. All the best to the people of Rivers. God bless Nigeria.