Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!!
Rivers State House of Assembly is recruiting for the
positions of her impeached speaker and the suspended
members. Interested candidates should submit their
applications as quickly as possible.
Requirements:
• Applicants must be able to communicate in English,
pidgin English and be fluent in his local language
• Must belong to one or more Secret Society eg (Dey
Gbam, Dey Well, Aye, Vikings, Ogboni)
• Must be an expert with an international certificate
(Chinese preferably) in taekwondo/karate, boxing and
spitting.
• Must have five years’ experience in weapons handling
with the skill of converting a mace to sword.
• Applicants must have full blood exams so as to
confirm they have enough and ideal blood to shed for
the governor or the state when the need arises.
Roles:
• Swift lying.
• Fighting for justice
• Representing their families, the governor, their
pockets and their constituencies, all in the State House
of Assembly.
• Multi-tasking and flexibility with the readiness to
oppose and support, to install and impeach the
speaker. Making and alterations of laws and
outsmarting the law enforcement agency to get a
police officer to help you kick the ass of your opponent
when the need arises.
• Must be ready to enjoy a nap and a quickie in a
nearby hospital after every meeting of the house.
All applications should be sent to recruitment@rsh
oa.org or you visit their website for more information.
Long term motor park (Agbero) experience is also an
added advantage.
God bless Rivers State, God bless Federal Republic of
Nigeria.:x