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2+1=? by ghanababex(f): 6:12pm On May 24, 2006 |
Jane, a class one pupil brought home an asignment to the father for help. The assignment was 2+1=? and the father told her the answer is 14. The child sent the work to school the next day and the teacher corrected her that the correct answer is 3. Jane came back home and informed the father of the answer the teacher gave as 3. Listen to what the father said. Father:"Ah ok. During our school days 2+1 was 14 but if they have changed the syllabus, I can't tell. Ah but these Education Service people , if they want to change the syllabus, they have to announce it so that we can be aware of the new. ones" |
Re: 2+1=? by eveseh(f): 6:38pm On May 24, 2006 |
lol lol lol |
Re: 2+1=? by hotangel2(f): 9:56pm On May 24, 2006 |
That father is an OLODO! |
Re: 2+1=? by diddy4(m): 12:43am On May 25, 2006 |
olodo nobi small one |
Re: 2+1=? by spikelord(m): 1:13am On May 25, 2006 |
OLODO ABI OLODO blind man trying to lead a man with his sight! |
Re: 2+1=? by kajad(m): 7:31am On May 25, 2006 |
na wah o! lol |
Re: 2+1=? by micklplus(m): 8:44am On May 25, 2006 |
HABA ! Which kain thing be this Nice one Cheers |
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 3:52pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Why do I have the feeling that the father is either tope_teadr or iwajay? |
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
You have that feeling because you're tipsy. |
Re: 2+1=? by ACCA: 4:42pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
LoL |
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 4:45pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
*Poink* |
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 5:43pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Not because i am tipsy but because I remember thats the kid's name was Iwajay Teadr |
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 5:54pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Ajdian what a cheap way to score a point. bl**dy drunk |
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Iwajay, what a cheap way to evade your son's questions, bl**dy OLODO |
Re: 2+1=? by clemcykul(f): 3:25pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
buhahahhahaha hey guys keep it fight afire lol |
Re: 2+1=? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
What do you expect from an idiotic,uneducated,half-harzard parent? |
Re: 2+1=? by sussy1(f): 5:19pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
A-D-J-A-I-N Na wa oooooooooo adjain: |
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 9:21am On Oct 30, 2007 |
sussy1:What is the na wa there? did I lie?? Did you hear or see either tope or iwajay denying it!!! I no longer have the feeling that tope is the dad (or iwajay), I know it!!! |
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 9:24am On Oct 30, 2007 |
Adjain looking for serious trouble. |
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 9:54am On Oct 30, 2007 |
*giving Tope a knife to stab whoever finds his trouble* |
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 10:08am On Oct 30, 2007 |
*swinging the knife in display mistakingly cuts showbobo*. |
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:10am On Oct 30, 2007 |
Tope you're not serious o.Na me you suppose cut??if na gun i give you nko??wetin for happen?? |
Re: 2+1=? by tessybaby(f): 10:11am On Oct 30, 2007 |
hey hey why all this noise here can't someone have a peaceful sleep in this nairaland *yawns and goes back to sleep* |
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:16am On Oct 30, 2007 |
Tessybay don't mind them joo. Let's go back to bed and have some more fun. *nobody should tell Aiphie o* |
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:20am On Oct 30, 2007 |
*sighs*look at them adulterers/fornicators |
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:23am On Oct 30, 2007 |
not for kids |
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:27am On Oct 30, 2007 |
ashewo people |
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:32am On Oct 30, 2007 |
u wanna be a part? just signify interest and we'd let you in. Tessy abi? |
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:34am On Oct 30, 2007 |
party |
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:38am On Oct 30, 2007 |
not with my tessy and Aiphie. Go look for 2other nairaland chicks(Clem e.t.c). But a party is good any day. |
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 11:01am On Oct 30, 2007 |
clem??if the husband catch you,you are on your own.na person wife you dey mention like that |
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 11:12am On Oct 30, 2007 |
iwajay:Tess girl, let me just advice you as a friend. Iwajay is not as you expect him to be. He was once my class mate in primary two. He is still in primary two, though. Can't seem to find the answer to 2+1. He is somewhere around 72 years old. You won't enjoy the bed experience. @showbobo, good for you. I only wish it happened in real life. You no know say tope no fit use that knife on me, abi? |
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