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2+1=? by ghanababex(f): 6:12pm On May 24, 2006
Jane, a class one pupil brought home an asignment to the father for help. The assignment was 2+1=? and the father told her the answer is 14. The child sent the work to school the next day and the teacher corrected her that the correct answer is 3.

Jane came back home and informed the father of the answer the teacher gave as 3. Listen to what the father said.

Father:"Ah ok. During our school days 2+1 was 14 but if they have changed the syllabus, I can't tell. Ah but these Education Service people , if they want to change the syllabus, they have to announce it so that we can be aware of the new. ones"
Re: 2+1=? by eveseh(f): 6:38pm On May 24, 2006
lol lol lol
Re: 2+1=? by hotangel2(f): 9:56pm On May 24, 2006
That father is an OLODO!
Re: 2+1=? by diddy4(m): 12:43am On May 25, 2006
olodo nobi small one
Re: 2+1=? by spikelord(m): 1:13am On May 25, 2006
grin grin grin grin OLODO ABI OLODO

blind man trying to lead a man with his sight!
Re: 2+1=? by kajad(m): 7:31am On May 25, 2006
na wah o! lol
Re: 2+1=? by micklplus(m): 8:44am On May 25, 2006
HABA ! shocked Which kain thing be this
Nice one
Cheers cheesy
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 3:52pm On Oct 26, 2007
Why do I have the feeling that the father is either tope_teadr or iwajay?
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2007
You have that feeling because you're tipsy.
Re: 2+1=? by ACCA: 4:42pm On Oct 26, 2007
LoL cool
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 4:45pm On Oct 26, 2007
*Poink*
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 5:43pm On Oct 26, 2007
Not because i am tipsy but because I remember thats the kid's name was Iwajay Teadr
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 5:54pm On Oct 26, 2007
Ajdian what a cheap way to score a point. bl**dy drunk
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2007
Iwajay, what a cheap way to evade your son's questions, bl**dy OLODO
Re: 2+1=? by clemcykul(f): 3:25pm On Oct 27, 2007
buhahahhahaha hey guys keep it fight afire grin grin grin grin grin grin grin lol
Re: 2+1=? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Oct 29, 2007
What do you expect from an idiotic,uneducated,half-harzard parent?
Re: 2+1=? by sussy1(f): 5:19pm On Oct 29, 2007
A-D-J-A-I-N
Na wa oooooooooo cheesy cheesy


adjain:

Why do I have the feeling that the father is either tope_teadr or iwajay?

Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 9:21am On Oct 30, 2007
sussy1:

A-D-J-A-I-N
Na wa oooooooooo cheesy cheesy


What is the na wa there? did I lie??

Did you hear or see either tope or iwajay denying it!!!

I no longer have the feeling that tope is the dad (or iwajay), I know it!!!
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 9:24am On Oct 30, 2007
Adjain looking for serious trouble.
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 9:54am On Oct 30, 2007
*giving Tope a knife to stab whoever finds his trouble*
Re: 2+1=? by topeteadr(m): 10:08am On Oct 30, 2007
*swinging the knife in display mistakingly cuts showbobo*.
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:10am On Oct 30, 2007
Tope you're not serious o.Na me you suppose cut??if na gun i give you nko??wetin for happen??
Re: 2+1=? by tessybaby(f): 10:11am On Oct 30, 2007
hey hey
why all this noise here
can't someone have a peaceful sleep
in this nairaland
*yawns and goes back to sleep*
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:16am On Oct 30, 2007
Tessybay don't mind them joo. Let's go back to bed and have some more fun. *nobody should tell Aiphie o*
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:20am On Oct 30, 2007
*sighs*look at them adulterers/fornicators
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:23am On Oct 30, 2007
not for kids
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:27am On Oct 30, 2007
ashewo people
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:32am On Oct 30, 2007
u wanna be a part? just signify interest and we'd let you in. Tessy abi?
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 10:34am On Oct 30, 2007
party
Re: 2+1=? by iwajay(m): 10:38am On Oct 30, 2007
not with my tessy and Aiphie. Go look for 2other nairaland chicks(Clem e.t.c). But a party is good any day.
Re: 2+1=? by showbobo(m): 11:01am On Oct 30, 2007
clem??if the husband catch you,you are on your own.na person wife you dey mention like that
Re: 2+1=? by adjain(m): 11:12am On Oct 30, 2007
iwajay:

Tessybay don't mind them joo. Let's go back to bed and have some more fun. *nobody should tell Aiphie o*
Tess girl, let me just advice you as a friend. Iwajay is not as you expect him to be. He was once my class mate in primary two. He is still in primary two, though. Can't seem to find the answer to 2+1.
He is somewhere around 72 years old. You won't enjoy the bed experience.

@showbobo, good for you. I only wish it happened in real life.
You no know say tope no fit use that knife on me, abi?

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