I have always been seeing this 'letter to my future wife/husband/unborn child etc', but I have never seen this 'letter to my ex'.

I think it will be fun, mine first:

Dear Ex,

I regret the day we met, the years we spent together, and I thank God for the day we parted ways, the day we met, I thought you were the most beautiful, infact I said that to you, but it wasn't true, your successor will be the most pretty/wonderful lady I will ever know (hope she doesn't Zap up too o), I never knew I did meet a monster that day, your stupid love struck me and turned me to mumu, my last kobo was used to buy coke and a plate of rice for a glutton (you), meanwhile I went home to suck garri and ten naira groundnut. Chai! I don suffer.

Then we started dating, the years we spent together were the worst years of my life, the little change that I was getting as pocket money was spent on frivolous things because of you, I became a bad miser to friends and even my siblings cos of you, when ever I go to market to buy things, I (as you don turn my head to coconut head) must to buy yours, while all you ever gave to me was a singlet and a boxers. Haaa! Iya je mi o! I can still picture myself eating rice and stew in a nylon like a dog because of you. With all that, I never knew I was a spare tyre to you, that my blindfolded eyes could not see that you were going out with someone else. Kai, God dey.

When my eyes opened, I did cut d relationship, but only God knows what you did to me, I was still dying to get you back, I begged, cried, and did all sought of things, but you said NO (make una see as I mumu reach o), I still spent a lot to make things work back, but all efforts were futile. Believe me, I wasn't myself for many months. Then, I gave up.

God! I wasted my time and money un-necessarily on you right from the day we met till days after we parted ways. But thank God I left you. I now have my life back, I need to tell you that you never did impact my life except the singlet and boxers. O ma se o!

With all that, I still wish you well in your future endeavours, and I pray I don't ever set my eyes on you in the future.

Your Ex.

Oya, let's read yours too.
PS. God fit punish you, if you read this and you no put yours down o

Dear Ex,

I hope you kick the bucket very soon.

Sincerely,

tpacalipse.

dear ex
its,been almost four months since we broke up,its funny how i just couldn't stand you,how i always wanted to quit,i remember we broke up like ten times during our five months relationship how you were always scared of my next action, like you said i'm unpredictable.you are one person i'll never forget,you were loving,romantic,understanding, caring and eager to please,you were all i ever wanted but i panicked and ran.
i'll remember you always
elyna.

I dont have an ex

tpacalipse: Dear Ex,

I hope you kick the bucket very soon.

Sincerely,

tpacalipse.

Hahahaha

Bad fella

Dear Ex,
Am having beautiful life since you left me, guess what?
I got all i have been longing to get in many years we are together.(Due to your bad spirit affecting me)

I never regret we left each other.
You are a Nurse, can you guess again?
My babe now is a Doctor.

I also wish you well with your new relationship(Mr Teacher). That is your choice. Happy for you.

Yours,
Slim money!

Fortunately, I don't have one
#crosses legs and await responses#

tpacalipse: Dear Ex,

I hope you kick the bucket very soon.

Sincerely,

tpacalipse.

Your ex did you strong thing ooo.
Well, I couldn't have wished anyone that

Dear ex
each time i remember the first day i met u, my heart tickle. U were one of the best thing that happened to me. Its so unfortunate i never knew how to tolerate ur characters that made me react the way i did.
My mind only played trick with my heart. My heart never wanted u to go even though my mind said so through my mouth.
Your parting words made the condition of my heart more pathetic. My heart was broken to the extent that it couldn't house love for another.
I was without a girlfriend for over a year hoping u will come back to my life. Yes u did come back with a heart bomb. You told me that my room in ur heart now has an occupant and i stand no chance. I thought i would die, but thank God i didn't. Now my heart his getting healed gradually. I hope i finds another one like u. I will cherish her the way i never cherished u. I will keep her away from the virus that affects the mind.
My 2cent advice for u is to love ur new found love. Let our relationship teach u how to tolerate and not just love. Turbulent times are bound to come. I hope he has those qualities that i don't av.
Remember that end of relationship is not end of friendship. Pls call me any time i pass through the backyard of ur mind.
I wish u the best i never gave u.
Yours EXplicit

dear ex, i dont want you..i have a better future. kick ur ass!

Dear Ex
Thanks for leaving me, guess what i've found someone better you.
Thanks for giving me challenges cos now i can face any task on ma own when it comes to relationship.
And Lastly Thanks for teaching me how to chop lips. I swear am now a professional.

Dear Ex
Thank God you left when you did to enable my wife come in.

You were indeed a hindrance to the indescribable joy and fulfilment I have now.
Though it never wrong to make a mistake but it is dead wrong to not correct the mistake.

From yours sincerely,
Mugu 5.

U turn urself mugu come here dey diss ur ex.She didnt force abi?You just wanted to impress her even at your expense.

oxygen25: I have always been seeing this 'letter to my future wife/husband/unborn child etc', but I have never seen this 'letter to my ex'.

I think it will be fun, mine first:

Dear Ex,

I regret the day we met, the years we spent together, and I thank God for the day we parted ways, the day we met, I thought you were the most beautiful, infact I said that to you, but it wasn't true, your successor will be the most pretty/wonderful lady I will ever know (hope she doesn't Zap up too o), I never knew I did meet a monster that day, your stupid love struck me and turned me to mumu, my last kobo was used to buy coke and a plate of rice for a glutton (you), meanwhile I went home to suck garri and ten naira groundnut. Chai! I don suffer.

Then we started dating, the years we spent together were the worst years of my life, the little change that I was getting as pocket money was spent on frivolous things because of you, I became a bad miser to friends and even my siblings cos of you, when ever I go to market to buy things, I (as you don turn my head to coconut head) must to buy yours, while all you ever gave to me was a singlet and a boxers. Haaa! Iya je mi o! I can still picture myself eating rice and stew in a nylon like a dog because of you. With all that, I never knew I was a spare tyre to you, that my blindfolded eyes could not see that you were going out with someone else. Kai, God dey.

When my eyes opened, I did cut d relationship, but only God knows what you did to me, I was still dying to get you back, I begged, cried, and did all sought of things, but you said NO (make una see as I mumu reach o), I still spent a lot to make things work back, but all efforts were futile. Believe me, I wasn't myself for many months. Then, I gave up.

God! I wasted my time and money un-necessarily on you right from the day we met till days after we parted ways. But thank God I left you. I now have my life back, I need to tell you that you never did impact my life except the singlet and boxers. O ma se o!

With all that, I still wish you well in your future endeavours, and I pray I don't ever set my eyes on you in the future.

Your Ex.

Oya, let's read yours too.
PS. God fit punish you, if you read this and you no put yours down o

Dear Ex,

Your tits were too huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ,i never cld figure out what to do with them , get them reduced , thanks for the lovely memories

Yours in Earnest Dovahkiin

See as u enjoy finish.

Dovahkiin: Dear Ex,

Your tits were too huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ,i never cld figure out what to do with them , get them reduced , thanks for the lovely memories

Yours in Earnest Dovahkiin

No thanks

Dear Ex,
I wish you the very best that life can bring.
I love you.
Take care of your self and your new family.
Cycline!

Dearest EX,
How are u,and ur family?i hope u are all good.
Jst want 2 tnk u 4 leavin my lyf,wen we splited up i tot i would be single 4rever,bt i didn't knw God has plans 4 me.he sent me an angel in disguise,a loving n caring guy,it is wen am wif im,i knew u were nafin bt a burden..well fnx 4 everytin..bye
Your EX
Abosede

Popowaa: U turn urself mugu come here dey diss ur ex.She didnt force abi?You just wanted to impress her even at your expense.

You had to quote all before you could make a ten-word comment? Nawa for you o, anyway, we're waiting for your letter o.

Dear Ex,
I alwz wonder if i will get someone like you cos u were one hell of a good guy.He did all the little dear things for me from fixing our atenna,repairing small electrical faults,forfeiting work just to be with me anytime i got sick and encouraging me not to be satisfied with where i am and alwz strive for the best.You were my pride and made my friends envy me becos they thought i had the best guy but i couldnt stay becos i would have died one day.What is the importance of all the sacrifices u made for me when we were always fighting.I loved you a lot but letting you go was the best decision i ever made.I now have my peace of mind and i have no need to be scared over nothing everyday.Emma i pray God helps you to overcome ur weakness cos u deserve a good woman and all the happiness in the world and you will get it only if you make the effort to change.I will alwz cherish all the moment we shared cos upon all squabbles i had a lot of good time.
All the best.

xynerise: I dont have an ex

Hope my dear Skydeep can verify this claim.

Lyrics of Chris Brown's DEUCES

dabrake: Lyrics of Chris Brown's DEUCES

Hmmmm!

Lmao @ all d posts..nice one op

Dear Ex 1
Just wanna say you look awesome, thanx for shouting out to me on my bday.

Dear Ex2
I got your mail sorry i was busy see you later on Skype


All my Exes are my friends, maybe am different

tpacalipse: Dear Ex,

I hope you kick the bucket very soon.

Sincerely,

tpacalipse.

Ahan! For why now?

pc guru: Dear Ex 1
Just wanna say you look awesome, thanx for shouting out to me on my bday.

Dear Ex2
I got your mail sorry i was busy see you later on Skype


All my Exes are my friends, maybe am different

Same here...

^^^^ Lol