johnny got in a car accident and the doctors decided to cut his smashed legs from the very top.
the next day all of johnny's friends knew about the operation and all were afraid to tell him,
but one of his childhood friends decided to tell him .
friend:johnny, do you remember when we played on the swing in the back yard long time ago?
johnny:yes, how can i forget
friend:do you remember that you wished to have a pennis longer than your legs?
johnny:yes i can remember very well
friend:well,now you got it johnny.