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Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by passnownow: 6:40pm On Jul 30, 2013
A SCHOOLGIRL’S suspicious mum surprised her by coming home early — and was horrified to look under the teen’s bed and find her MATHS TEACHER.

He and the 16-year-old had sneaked back to the house on the last day of the term when the mother suddenly turned up.

She began searching the house for a boy — and was aghast when she discovered the 35-year-old skulking under the mattress. She called cops who yesterday confirmed: “A man was arrested on suspicion of abusing a position of trust.”

A source said: “The pair had gone back to the girl’s house because they thought no one would be there.

“But the mum came home earlier than expected and caught them.

“She went into her daughter’s room and found the teacher hiding under the bed. It was a terrible shock. I think she had only come home to grab some lunch. The mum went berserk.”

The teacher — arrested and quizzed for several hours — was last night on police bail over the antics in Bolton, Gtr Manchester. He cannot be identified for legal reasons. The school head — whose staff were last year rated “outstanding” by Ofsted — refused to say if the teacher had been suspended.



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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by StellaBella(f): 9:43pm On Jul 30, 2013
If one Mathematics teacher should be hiding under a female student's bed,
How many minutes will it take the Mathematics Teacher to be discovered?
Please write your answer in Roman Numerals.

Lol.

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Nobody: 2:26am On Jul 31, 2013
Stella_Bella: If one Mathematics teacher should be hiding under a female student's bed,
How many minutes will it take the Mathematics Teacher to be discovered?
Please write your answer in Roman Numerals.

Lol.
The news is funny. Maybe they were still solving maths till that point.
Measure the distance from the teacher under the bed to the nearest wall. Find the square root of the answer and multiply by 4. Take TT for 22/7. Lol

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by dmcdad: 5:04am On Jul 31, 2013
If x and y are two alphabets representing each of them; that is x represents the teacher and y represents the teenage student. Find the new value of y after it has been cross-multiplied by x three times in a space of 3 hours.

E go surprise you say e go take reach nine months to get the correct answer.

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by nenergy(m): 5:22am On Jul 31, 2013
The Female species are obsessed with numbers. In their youth they'll love you for you knowledge of numbers (Arithmetics), and when they are matured they'll love you for your possession of numbers with the Naira/dollar sign (money).

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Exponental(m): 7:28am On Jul 31, 2013
The teacher was looking for d value of "x".

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by kreamidiva(f): 7:34am On Jul 31, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Kai Kai Kai! U people are funny dammit!


Maybe this teacher is one of the reasons i hate arithmetics! I sincerely hope he finds the value of "x" in the prison.idiota! angry

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Ferdinandu(m): 8:02am On Jul 31, 2013
These British People need Yerima's counselling.

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Nobody: 10:43am On Jul 31, 2013
kreami diva: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Kai Kai Kai! U people are funny dammit!


Maybe this teacher is one of the reasons i hate arithmetics! I sincerely hope he finds the value of "x" in the prison.idiota! angry
lol, he will finally find the value in jail.
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Abbey2sam(m): 1:07pm On Jul 31, 2013
If the value of x = 35
And the value of y = 16
Use the bedmatic theory of matingmatic to find the value of z by addin x and y usin the theory above

You wld be surprised that you have to look under the bed to find the value of z

Goodluck....your time start now

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by 1EyEDCyCLOPSTM: 1:26pm On Jul 31, 2013
Mstheeew..The bobo dey help d poor qirl find her maths testbook angry

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Temismith(f): 2:22pm On Jul 31, 2013
Make una no vex! Na d value of 'X nd Y' they go find under bed, where the mother is a constant! grin grin police catch d tif

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by dmcdad: 2:24pm On Jul 31, 2013
Temismith: Make una no vex! Na d value of 'X nd Y' they go find under bed, where the mother is a constant! grin grin police catch d tif
How you take know? E be like say you do this kind maths wella when u dey the girl age...Lol

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by dridowu: 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2013
Hmmmmmmmmm real lesson
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2013
[size=20pt]"Teacher teach me Algebra"[/size]

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by devigblegble: 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2013
Maths in the bedroom

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by deebrain(m): 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2013
1�£¥£D�C¥CLOPS™:
Mstheeew..The bobo dey help d poor qirl find her maths testbook angry


ABI O!..... angry
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by tyson55(m): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2013
LWTMB!!!! grin cheesy

Funny responses.

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Uwakuwak(f): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2013
poor you!
Hiding like rat in a big hole.
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Agent8706(m): 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2013
you can just imagine what our generation is turning into
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Orikinla(m): 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2013
He can explain it away that he was teaching maths practical on weights and balances and gravity. grin
After all the current Queen of Nollywood was already dating the older man a pilot when she was only 16.
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Afam4eva(m): 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2013
LMAO grin grin grin

These British people are funny sha.
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Uwakuwak(f): 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2013
promotional examination
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by airmark(m): 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2013
Daughter
(bed) = Murder Mother
Teacher
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Abeos(m): 3:54pm On Jul 31, 2013
Ha ha see comments even funny pass story itself lwkmd

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 31, 2013
Abeg, it takes two to tango! Btw, dt guy no luk 35 o! Fake pix?

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Airforce1(m): 4:01pm On Jul 31, 2013
16yrs doin 35

Ol boy grin
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by freecocoa(f): 4:05pm On Jul 31, 2013
That girl sure has guts, bringing a grown man into her parents house, on top of it all, he's her teacher, hmm I fear her sha.

And the teacher? He should be teaching stupid-ity as a course instead of mathematics cos he sure is a genius in that department.

Smh.
Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by niyoni: 4:05pm On Jul 31, 2013
They were only engaging d laws of 'integration'. Why did d mother go there 2 initiate 'differentiation'? There is an unbalanced equation waiting to be solved and neither d mother nor d police can solve it.

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Crystalline(f): 4:05pm On Jul 31, 2013
Lol...these nairalanders, una no go kill me with laff. See how una turn the news into comedy...#grabs foam to mop my tears#

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by 1dickatatime: 4:07pm On Jul 31, 2013
PortHarcourtBoy: [size=20pt]"Teacher teach me Algebra"[/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Student Algebra hard oo, no be smal

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Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Osamabinladin: 4:10pm On Jul 31, 2013
Always on point. Gbam!

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