I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

hehehe good one

Confessing or Braggin?


A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times."

The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession."

The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish."

"So why are you telling me?" asked the prist.

The man says, "I'm telling everybody."
that's bragging ofcourse

loved the 1st.

*grins until face breaks out into wrinkles*

I know ibkaye will like the Braggin joke

yeah she does

care to hang urself?

nice jokes especially de first 1

u go girl
u rockin

nice one abby

lol

1st was cool