I'm dead from laughter. There is a new trend going on on Twitter where Nigerians diss out on Nigerian policemen by repeating the terms they use in arresting Nigerian citizens. I hope they don't come arrest me for posting this sha...lol! "#9jaPoliceBeLike You are under arrest for circulating what we are trying to trying to stop." lmao.
http://www.allaroundgist.com/2013/08/9japolicebelike-trend-nigerians-diss.html

#9japolicebelike: You dey inside motor and you wear eyeglass, you no hear say dem don bann tinted glass, oya come down


#9japolicebelike: Anything for the boys, me: no sir nothing on me, 9jpolice: my friend you are under arrest for misleading the public with your givers never lack sticker..and not living by example.

yea, I laff die, d one I love most
9japolicebelike weytin de ya boot, fertilizer? Oh! So u de grow weed abi? Oya follow us to station,