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Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Bright2(m): 6:48am On Aug 10, 2013
Using high heel shoe to compensate hight is cheat.
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Ademab(m): 7:30am On Aug 10, 2013
Where am I? Is this the joke section?
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by donPhill(m): 7:57am On Aug 10, 2013
hope for gay wives in da building

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Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by babsomotde(m): 8:10am On Aug 10, 2013
I think the poster should be the first to wear it on Nigeria street. What you think? Madness....
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Slickest(m): 8:57am On Aug 10, 2013
baby_123: LMFAO. Thank God that wrong was made right. What a tragedy it would have been. men with their big two left legs walking in heels. buahahahhaa.
If men wore heels till 2day it would av been a normal thing...something is only abnormal if it never existed

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Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by fairygeh(f): 9:03am On Aug 10, 2013
That's true o,I saw one of my dad old pics in the early 80's or late 70's i guess.was wearing some high heel sandals.he said that was the fashion then and men wore afro too those days.chieee grin
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Icute27(m): 9:04am On Aug 10, 2013
dat one bad o.
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 9:43am On Aug 10, 2013
Black vampire:
Y attack d short guys..all a man needs is money and d girls start comin like birds...i can see u are jobless in london..dont worry nah deportin tins
.

e wory u ne...?
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 9:46am On Aug 10, 2013
Hah!!! Imagine wearing a suit fully dressed with a tie, and then putting on one of those stilletto heels. . .chai!! God forbid bad thing!!
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 11:31am On Aug 10, 2013
na wa o...shey M.J go fit moonwalk in 6-inch heels sha cheesy
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by redcliff: 12:29pm On Aug 10, 2013
adaobi123:

Hes 6ft cheesy

With the heels too right?
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 12:39pm On Aug 10, 2013
redcliff:

With the heels too right?

No. He's 6 ft without heels kiss
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 12:44pm On Aug 10, 2013
lol
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Awesomeking: 12:54pm On Aug 10, 2013
adaobi123: All the short guys in the house.

You still have hope !!! grin
akpae,wetin carry ur mind cum our side,if u are not one of us
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Svelteb(f): 2:37pm On Aug 10, 2013
baby_123: LMFAO. Thank God that wrong was made right. What a tragedy it would have been. men with their big two left legs walking in heels. buahahahhaa.
grin
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by iamdsam: 3:07pm On Aug 10, 2013
Damn it! I love my height. I envy no one's height. If you do envy, you can make history by adding to your height through some medical shit like Micheal Wacko Jackson who changed from black to white *winks* #loveyourheight
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by deols(f): 4:04pm On Aug 10, 2013
Feminists are at it again!! Hmmmn
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by joe4christ(m): 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2013
k.style:
*Usin peter griffin's voice*fvuk me sidewayz...dat wud hav bin more awkward dan havin seex wit a rhinoceros dat doesnt luv u anymore

Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by godman01(m): 8:08pm On Aug 10, 2013
Is that one high heel or high boots.
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by errandsng: 3:17pm On Aug 11, 2013
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Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by billyG(m): 5:23pm On Aug 11, 2013
That means shortie like us hav hope grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Owilar(m): 6:22pm On Aug 11, 2013
Wetin me i no go here or see.
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by redcliff: 10:03pm On Aug 11, 2013
adaobi123:

No. He's 6 ft without heels kiss

I'm 6 ft2 tongue
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 11:18pm On Aug 11, 2013
redcliff:

I'm 6 ft2 tongue

Really....
Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by Nobody: 10:59pm On Nov 24, 2013
RedBenson: Just like the femines have taken over the consumption of trousers. Men (the original originator) can longer beat d prices with d female rival.

Trousers were originally worn by women. Make a research

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