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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Ogadtop(m): 6:25pm On Nov 27, 2013
chiomaeva: This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. - Hon Patrick

http://houseretailnews..com/2013/08/grammar-hon-patrick-obahiagbon-on-ASUU.html#sthash.uqgL6zIH.dpuf
someone should interprete this in British English pls.i tried using google translate but google asked which language it is.

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by ojoadeola: 6:27pm On Nov 27, 2013
Meaning
This ASUU strike is a bad result of a bleeding government of the wealthy, gradually progressing towards a mob action. With all fingers pointing at the actions of our unconcerned government, our knowledgeable academics are involved in brain cracking. Therefore ASUU, let it be over, let your excesses be over. - Hon Patrick

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Dee60: 6:43pm On Nov 27, 2013
You must understand that words have no meanings except the meanings we give them! Crinkum Crankum means brouhaha brouhahatum!

Honourable Patrick, please ride on. The few people with superior medula endowment can congrously comprehend the silocular dimensions of your grammatical deliveries coming from a compedium of lateral and vertical convergence of liturata and ejaculated verbosely from not a less learned homo sapiens than the honourable himself!

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by stanchi(m): 6:45pm On Nov 27, 2013
Mr Gobbledegook
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by omoredia: 6:55pm On Nov 27, 2013
dele-paul:
the unfortunate thing is dt d pple he's trying to talk to doesn't understand anything he's telling dm. The guy is a well disguised muntulla of d highest order
fool like u still dey talk!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 27, 2013
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry

What he's trying to express in the major part of his censure is that the current state of administration and government has so spiralled that it now appears to have dictatorial tendencies.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Shezzman: 7:02pm On Nov 27, 2013
*Smiles*
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by eleojo23: 7:22pm On Nov 27, 2013
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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by rhames(m): 8:09pm On Nov 27, 2013
Meeenn,where is my dictionary? grin
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sampaio6(m): 8:23pm On Nov 27, 2013
Nawa ooo !
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by lade007(m): 8:27pm On Nov 27, 2013
The summary of it all is......Jesus is coming soon.........
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by gbengaola: 8:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
He has only succeeded giving us mathematical equations forgetting that majority of Nigerians do not like mathematics.








Abeg who don find the value of x,y and z
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by bheemz(f): 8:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
Abeg make dis man come down to our level....WETIN! ?
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by bheemz(f): 8:38pm On Nov 27, 2013
Prof.Wole Soyinka pls come to our rescue oooo!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Egemole: 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2013
this man is just forming his own words
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Bameyii(m): 9:13pm On Nov 27, 2013
Dis Ȋ̝̊̅§ indeed a MUMBO-JUMBO write up!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Freiburger(m): 9:15pm On Nov 27, 2013
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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by mavinc4u(f): 9:16pm On Nov 27, 2013
Dee60: You must understand that words have no meanings except the meanings we give them! Crinkum Crankum means brouhaha brouhahatum!

Honourable Patrick, please ride on. The few people with superior medula endowment can congrously comprehend the silocular dimensions of your grammatical deliveries coming from a compedium of lateral and vertical convergence of liturata and ejaculated verbosely from not a less learned homo sapiens than the honourable himself!
all he spoke are English found in encyclopedia or wikipedia. Crinkum crankum means full of twist.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sunex: 9:19pm On Nov 27, 2013
dryakson:
meaningsMIASMA=vapor from
decayingorganic matter.hemorrha
ging=discharge of
bloodPLUTOCRACY=1. the rule or
powerof wealth or of the wealthy2.
government or state in whichthe
wealthy class rules3. class or
group ruling, orexercising power or
influence,byvirtue of its
wealthCASCADING=1. waterfall2.
anything falling like a waterfall-

verb (used without object)3. to fall
in a cascademalodorous=smelling
badMOBOCRACY=1. political
controlby a mob2. the mob as a
ruling classTERMAGNANT=1.
violent,turbulent, orbrawling
woman2. mythical deity
popularlybelieved in the Middle
Ages to beworshiped by the
Muslims andintroduced into the
morality playas a violent,
overbearingpersonage in long
robes- adjective3. violent;
turbulent; brawling;shrewi
shOSSIFYING=to convert into
boneKAKISTOCRACY=government
bythe worst persons; a form
ofgovernment inwhich the
worstpersons are in
powerCRINKUM CRANKUM=(nt
indictionary abeg )if u can help
witdatLOGOMANIA=pathologically
excessive(and often incoherent)talk
ingALL MEANINGS/


DEFINATIONSFROM
www.dictionary.com
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sunex: 9:24pm On Nov 27, 2013
I tink AY d comedian should invite dS man to one of his shows....piple go laff enter hospital... grin grin. can't stop laffing...lol
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by ambassadorgozie(m): 10:01pm On Nov 27, 2013
Wots dis stupendous sayin?
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by touchplay(m): 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2013
touchplay: In this popularised and authenticated century of endtime....auto-monogamic human should not b put in a platonic situation of un -rationalised delibrate stay-@-home....this has a wide effect on †ђξ lively hood of compromised behavioural character in teenagers ,therby causing decomposition in future output,proposed n surposed in diaspora,,,in †ђξ nations economic full capacitated nation leaders...
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by lakefist(m): 10:29pm On Nov 27, 2013
grin
xcllaxix: Amen!!
na prayer? i cant stop laffing
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by simdam500(m): 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
Broda Patrick... Dis your english... Oxford student sef no fit translate am... Talless of ASUU
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by skiguy123(m): 10:58pm On Nov 27, 2013
This is what Wole Soyinka called Jargons and Blunders...Was d man Communicating to his Ancestors..Crinkan-Crakan ko Ping-Pong ni..lol
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Japlon(m): 11:39pm On Nov 27, 2013
chiomaeva: This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. - Hon Patrick

http://houseretailnews..com/2013/08/grammar-hon-patrick-obahiagbon-on-ASUU.html#sthash.uqgL6zIH.dpuf

Honeestly these doesn't make any sense to me. This is not communication.If not for tyhe ASUU being there, i wouldn't have got a pinch from his speech.Pls, who can re-phrase his speech for easy understanding.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Mogidi: 12:18am On Nov 28, 2013
Now I see why the PDP gave APC hon. Obahiagbon>>to confuse the mur' fukkas.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sweetguy10(m): 1:15am On Nov 28, 2013
.... but what does ologomabia mean ?
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by gr8eminent(m): 6:26am On Nov 28, 2013
I'm sori Sir, u'v succeeded in saying nothing.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by vanvicker(m): 7:25am On Nov 28, 2013
Am sorry but this man is not communicating,he's only displaying his grammatical intellect.Else if this is actually communication most student go dey get F9 plenty if Na so lecturers dey lecture.I rest my case.

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