This is to spice your afternoon at work or at home....enjoy

Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello.
Man: Hello, who am I speaking wit?
Rat: Na Mr. John be dis abi?
Man: Yes u ar speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls?
Rat: So, u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate.
Man: U say what?
Rat: Ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now...
Man: I beg ur pardon?
Rat: Which yeye beg u dey beg? I neva chop since yesterday wey u waka comot...I check dat place wey u dey put food, I no see anything. I check d kitchen, noting. I even check ur fridge, no single food there. E be like say u wan kil me abi?..No problem... I jux say make I let u know say dat ur certificate 4 inside ur wadrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY, I don eat d "LA" comot....remaining "GOS STATE UNIVERSITY".

Let me see which work u go take "Gos" State University find...!

#Lobatan

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