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Me And My Pastor (a Must Laugh Joke) by etudaddy(m): 12:10pm On Aug 14, 2013
My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted.
2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your
head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Me: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you
and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of
light in Jesus name.
pastor: thunder fire you!
Re: Me And My Pastor (a Must Laugh Joke) by oloriooko(m): 12:35pm On Aug 14, 2013
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Re: Me And My Pastor (a Must Laugh Joke) by Etumgbe(m): 2:18pm On Aug 14, 2013
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