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Marriage Or Prison by kaybee(m): 2:03pm On May 30, 2006 |
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?" The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today." |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by mazaje(m): 9:08pm On May 30, 2006 |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by rasque(m): 9:20pm On May 30, 2006 |
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Re: Marriage Or Prison by diddy4(m): 5:52am On May 31, 2006 |
damn, lol, lol lmao. dis is funny |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by spikelord(m): 1:20am On Jun 03, 2006 |
This one is funny! |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Badman888(m): 4:55am On Jun 03, 2006 |
lol |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by senisho(m): 1:23pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
lol |
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