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True Friendship by viclee009: 5:35pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4. |
Re: True Friendship by Jeovy(m): 7:09pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Highlight Friendship and replace all with Enemyship |
Re: True Friendship by kene20(m): 8:00pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Friendship indeed! |
Re: True Friendship by popsonj(m): 11:22pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
true friendship with a good heart At least better than an enemy |
Re: True Friendship by krama(m): 7:00am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Which kind of friendship is going on here? |
Re: True Friendship by Migines(m): 9:04am On Jun 15, 2008 |
D type dat culd get u 6feet under and ur "friend" sharing drinks at ur burial. |
Re: True Friendship by krama(m): 11:42am On Jun 15, 2008 |
Not me! |
Re: True Friendship by CrazyMan(m): 4:05pm On Jun 15, 2008 |
True friendship indeed |
Re: True Friendship by clemcykul(f): 4:51pm On Jun 16, 2008 |
i love friendship |
Re: True Friendship by jaymobb(m): 7:49am On Jun 17, 2008 |
my friendship today will b my enemyship tomorrow |
Re: True Friendship by clemcykul(f): 8:27am On Jun 17, 2008 |
wicked thing |
Re: True Friendship by jaymobb(m): 8:31am On Jun 17, 2008 |
yes na no padi 4 jungle o |
Re: True Friendship by clemcykul(f): 8:52am On Jun 17, 2008 |
i knoe say u be george of the jungle |
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