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Best Way To Ask A Babe Out by Asabaman(m): 9:32am On Sep 05, 2013
cOol?Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is
not good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love
does not know God, because God is love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those
words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the
abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass
away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls
out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no
flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful...you're
exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive,
and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave his father and his mother and hold
fast to his wife, and they shall become one
flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures
this much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth, but you
shall meditate on it day and night, so that
you may be careful to do all that is written
in it. For then you will make your way
prosperous and you will have good
success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that
the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who
takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to
think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is
commendable, if there is any excellence, if
there is anything worthy of praise, think
about these things."
GIRL: owwww I love u

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