Have always wanted a new girl friend, so as to go ahead in life; this is true, as it is already one year since my ex-girl broke up with me, because of distance relationship.
It all started in January 2008, when I sent an on-air text message to Music Africa, seeking for a serious relationship. Yes I got many messages and winks, but one triggered me. She was so confident, and sure of her self. I had already started to like her. We meet, and things worked out perfectly as expected. Our relationship grew into heights, in different forms of love including sexual.

Three months had past, and the relationship was kicking; it was one fateful day, when she came to my house, accompanied by her best friend, that I discovered some part of my money was missing. Money had never got missing in my house, as I live with two of my elder brothers. I was shocked and surprised, and well, been curios to know the were-about of the missing money. I was forced to call her (my girl-friend), and explain things to her, Of course, I was demanding answers from her; I needed an explanation! But lo and behold, she came up with a story I never imagined!
Firstly she said she didn’t take my money, but what she could say was that…
When she was between ages 4 &6, she had a “cat and dog” as parents. This made her to be lonely and always sad. Then a girl probably at school walked up to her, and gave out an offer. Offering to be her friend so she wouldn’t be lonely. Not just a friend, but one that would provide anything that she ever wanted. But as we all know, a prize has to be paid. She has to vow about something; so my girl-friend vowed never to have other person’s as friends, especially getting to have a boy friend (lover). This continued for long, until now that she is 18. She claimed to be a witch!
Although I was frightened by her story, but I insisted on what has all that got to do with my money?
She continued that her fellow mates were behind it. They wanted to make me get unhappy with her, so that I could call off the relationship. At first, I was stunned, but like some people would believe ‘na time to start to save my head! I started to ask questions about my self, and kept the missing money pending. She swore that they (witches) had not done anything to me, and they won’t dare, caz she has not permitted them to. In fact that they don’t hurt people, but you there not step on there toes. It was already too much for me, and at that time, I was confused.
I rushed to my phone, and called a pastor friend that lives next to my house. The guy came out, and I told him all that had happened. I was expecting him to start binding and casting immediately, but he asked the girl some few questions, and asked her to go home, and come back to his church 2days after . The pastor, then consoled me, that “nothing dey happen”, but I should avoid such person, because she could be dangerous, and people like that lie allot. He went further to say that he doesn’t think she is a witch, they she is just a liar, and might have evil spirits disturbing her. The pastor later sent me a text message, saying that , I should bring the a new key and its padlock to his church, so that he would pray, and then unlock my destiny wherever they have locked it. “Hmmmm I smelt something fishy, the pastor want members, or he want open office for my head! I just jaaaaaaa” so that’s where I forgot about the pastor.
Now back to my so called girl friend, I told, her that I did not believe all what she, said, and that she should open up and tell me the truth, that she was lie. I was ready to accept her back and forgive her, but she stood firm. That all she was only telling me what she told me, because another man of God that was helping her out of her Dilemma advised her to (she now sees been a witch a dilemma; because she was already enjoin having a sexual relationship). So, I told her that I will call it a quit, since she was adamant to her tale.
After 3weeks, I am seriously missing her. Her affectionate love, soft voice, beautiful brown rare eyes, and most especially the sexual pleasure. I sent her a text that I wanted to see, her, and she came running. But unfortunately, I could not see her, caz some stupid law creating police officers held me in there station for over 5hrs, because they wanted to see my custom papers for a new tokunbo car I was driving yesterday.
Finally, I am posting this, because I need some advice, and I want you all to learn from my tale.
Yours Sincerely,
Innobluks.

so what advice is it that you want from us.

Is it that you need advice on how to bind and cast witches or you need advice on how bring her back to your life.

my my my, such a long story, God will save us from this girlie around, man u better run for ya life O! I met one something in 2002, thank God have never slept with her, My mum called me from home that am dating a girl presently that i should check under her tommy close down to her private part that she has 7 different mark (gbere yoruba will understand this) that i shold not sleep with her, that if i should sleep with her am in Trouble! guy i nearly did o! but i pick race, u better run for ur safety,

tngtech:

so what advice is it that you want from us.

Is it that you need advice on how to bind and cast witches or you need advice on how bring her back to your life.

D

ROFLMAO!!! Dont mind him. the poster wants to die early!

@Poster,

U have got to be kidding me, ur girl hasnt got it all screwed in properly and u know it!

tngtech:

so what advice is it that you want from us.

Is it that you need advice on how to bind and cast witches or you need advice on how bring her back to your life.

I love her, but it seems she is lieing, and I can't imagine in that kind of relatioship. But love keeps drawing me back

NubianQ:



D

ROFLMAO!!! Dont mind him. the poster wants to die early!

@Poster,

You have got to be kidding me, your girl hasnt got it all screwed in properly and u know it!

You are a Female, so I did prefer to hear from you, if your were in my shoes what's your take? run for your life?

my adverse to u is that u should look for your sexual desire else where and leave the girl alone, either she saying the truth or not

innobluks:

I love her, but it seems she is lieing, and I can't imagine in that kind of relationship. But love keeps drawing me back

you love her. then y come to nairaland for advice. and besides you said

but she stood firm.

What exactly do you want her to tell you. I hope you haven't slept with her because i know guys these days sleep with any woman that comes across their way. Just let her be and besides how much did her friends stole from you?

tngtech:

you love her. then y come to nairaland for advice. and besides you said


What exactly do you want her to tell you. I hope you haven't slept with her because i know guys these days sleep with any woman that comes across their way. Just let her be and besides how much did her friends stole from you?

Man 10k! But on a more serious not, I think i'll just forget her if, after today, she still continues her scary tale

What kind of man r u?? must we advice u?don 't u kno when to walk out of a relationship?especially one that reeks of a scenario surrounding d lady on a broom stick.^haba love ke? upon all d confession,nawa 4 u o.

innobluks:

Man 10k! But on a more serious not, I think i'll just forget her if, after today, she still continues her scary tale

guy na 10k na you wan kill yourself put.

tngtech:

guy na 10k na you wan kill yourself put.

na 10k be the problem or the witch stuff? am not worried about the money. dont worry i already got help from other members

innobluks:

na 10k be the problem or the witch stuff? am not worried about the money. don't worry i already got help from other members

ok then suit yourself. Maybe you will come back to Nairaland and tell us how you were initiated into witchcraft.

he says his girlfriend says that her witch friend took his money in order to destroy her relationship with him. That he feels his girlfriend is lying about the witch craft of a thing. He asked the girl again and yet she stood firm to her word. He told the girl that its over btwen them and few weeks later he his missing the girl. He is in love with her but contemplating on how to make the girl tell him the truth.

@ tngtech---thanks 4 d summary

@ oga poster,y do u doubt ya babe nd y wud she lie abt such a tin?she could be tellin u d truth.
try understandin d story very well nd see how to tackle it.u ought not to leave yr girl cuz of dat.

beauteous:

@ tngtech---thanks 4 d summary

@ oga poster,y do u doubt ya babe nd y would she lie about such a tin?she could be tellin u d truth.
try understandin d story very well nd see how to tackle it.u ought not to leave yr girl because of that.

hey beauteous, dont mind tngtech, his summary was wrong. It's my girl-friend claiming to be the witch. some friends, says she just wants me to forget about the stolen money, but probably didn't configure her lies well. But that money is one that I surely can give her, if she asks. Well me I don tire, caz I go find another person, the controversy too much. try read the story u fit make something out!

Just wonderin y tngtech didn't keep his fingers off his keyboard knowin he wasn't gonna tel me d ryt tin.anywayz,dem plenty 4 nl so m nt suprised jo.plus jst try do berra tin nd mk a berra decision as dem don mk d story tire me sef.

i though he was looking for solution. Am just trying to help him out. Thats all.

I WONDER Y WE GROW OLDER ND DUMBER.

Y SHE GO LIE IN THE FIRSAT PLACE.

WEDA SHE BE WITCH OR NOT, SHE BE THIEF.

SO HAVE THAT MIND.

SHE AINT WORTH IT.

izeek:

I WONDER Y WE GROW OLDER ND DUMBER.

Y SHE GO LIE IN THE FIRSAT PLACE.

WEDA SHE BE WITCH OR NOT, SHE BE THIEF.

SO HAVE THAT MIND.

SHE AINT WORTH IT.

open your eyes guy.

izeek:

I WONDER Y WE GROW OLDER ND DUMBER.

Y SHE GO LIE IN THE FIRSAT PLACE.

WEDA SHE BE WITCH OR NOT, SHE BE THIEF.

SO HAVE THAT MIND.

SHE AINT WORTH IT.

Izeek, thanks alot, na u talk weitin I imagine well. she ain't worth it, as per the lies, but man she worth it as per sex. I will find another, or better stay alone. Thanks dude.

Have always wanted a new girl friend, so as to go ahead in life; this is true, as it is already one year since my ex-girl broke up with me, because of distance relationship.
It all started in January 2008, when I sent an on-air text message to Music Africa, seeking for a serious relationship. Yes I got many messages and winks, but one triggered me. She was so confident, and sure of her self. I had already started to like her. We meet, and things worked out perfectly as expected. Our relationship grew into heights, in different forms of love including sexual.

Three months had past, and the relationship was kicking; it was one fateful day, when she came to my house, accompanied by her best friend, that I discovered some part of my money was missing. Money had never got missing in my house, as I live with two of my elder brothers. I was shocked and surprised, and well, been curios to know the were-about of the missing money. I was forced to call her (my girl-friend), and explain things to her, Of course, I was demanding answers from her; I needed an explanation! But lo and behold, she came up with a story I never imagined!
Firstly she said she didn’t take my money, but what she could say was that…
When she was between ages 4 &6, she had a “cat and dog” as parents. This made her to be lonely and always sad. Then a girl probably at school walked up to her, and gave out an offer. Offering to be her friend so she wouldn’t be lonely. Not just a friend, but one that would provide anything that she ever wanted. But as we all know, a prize has to be paid. She has to vow about something; so my girl-friend vowed never to have other person’s as friends, especially getting to have a boy friend (lover). This continued for long, until now that she is 18. She claimed to be a witch!
Although I was frightened by her story, but I insisted on what has all that got to do with my money?
She continued that her fellow mates were behind it. They wanted to make me get unhappy with her, so that I could call off the relationship. At first, I was stunned, but like some people would believe ‘na time to start to save my head! I started to ask questions about my self, and kept the missing money pending. She swore that they (witches) had not done anything to me, and they won’t dare, caz she has not permitted them to. In fact that they don’t hurt people, but you there not step on there toes. It was already too much for me, and at that time, I was confused.
I rushed to my phone, and called a pastor friend that lives next to my house. The guy came out, and I told him all that had happened. I was expecting him to start binding and casting immediately, but he asked the girl some few questions, and asked her to go home, and come back to his church 2days after . The pastor, then consoled me, that “nothing dey happen”, but I should avoid such person, because she could be dangerous, and people like that lie allot. He went further to say that he doesn’t think she is a witch, they she is just a liar, and might have evil spirits disturbing her. The pastor later sent me a text message, saying that , I should bring the a new key and its padlock to his church, so that he would pray, and then unlock my destiny wherever they have locked it. “Hmmmm I smelt something fishy, the pastor want members, or he want open office for my head! I just jaaaaaaa” so that’s where I forgot about the pastor.
Now back to my so called girl friend, I told, her that I did not believe all what she, said, and that she should open up and tell me the truth, that she was lie. I was ready to accept her back and forgive her, but she stood firm. That all she was only telling me what she told me, because another man of God that was helping her out of her Dilemma advised her to (she now sees been a witch a dilemma; because she was already enjoin having a sexual relationship). So, I told her that I will call it a quit, since she was adamant to her tale.
After 3weeks, I am seriously missing her. Her affectionate love, soft voice, beautiful brown rare eyes, and most especially the sexual pleasure. I sent her a text that I wanted to see, her, and she came running. But unfortunately, I could not see her, caz some stupid law creating police officers held me in there station for over 5hrs, because they wanted to see my custom papers for a new tokunbo car I was driving yesterday.
Finally, I am posting this, because I need some advice, and I want you all to learn from my tale.
Yours Sincerely,
Innobluks

Don't despair!!!!!

You have a perfect opportunity to turn this to your advantage.
Your gurlfriend is a witch? I envy u, hombre.
Cajole her to fly to the nearest bank at night and pinch money off their vaults.

Jackal:

Don't despair!!!!!

You have a perfect opportunity to turn this to your advantage.
Your girlfriend is a witch? I envy u, hombre.
Cajole her to fly to the nearest bank at night and pinch money off their vaults.

ROFLMAO!!!! . Every1 had better be careful abt the reply una dey give cuz the girl might use her witchcraft power on all of una oo. hmmm me i dey warn you o.

THE GIRL DON THEIF MONEY AND SHE DEY FIND EXCUSE. THAT GIRL SHARP O, NO BE SMALL.
THE GIRL NA THEIF AND SHE NO ONE LOOSE FACE FOR UR PRESENCE AFTER SHE AND HER FRIEND CONSPIRE TO THEIF UR MONEY.
GUY WIZEN UP AND SHINE YA EYE.

tope2000:

ROFLMAO!!!! . Every1 had better be careful about the reply una dey give because the girl might use her witchcraft power on all of una oo. hmmm me i dey warn you o.

No chance!!!!!!

I wouldn't mind having a witch that can fly as a gurlfriend.
Its a perfect chance to make good money.

Ole, thief

@poster

I cant even bother to read your blog, What witchcraft / wizard do u believe in it? If you do, then all

woman na witch, Do u know of anyone who confessed to be a wizard b4, abi u self na oshoooooo,

Your wahala is very easy to solve, Pastor Chris will be having his annual crusade " total experience" very soon, just wait and take her there for instant deliverance. Or you can go to mountain of fire and miracles, they will first deliver her by fire and then the miracle of reuniting the both of you will follow. Of just read magazines and check billboards and other medias for the nearest crusade or retreat.

Or you can make money with her by featuring her in my new Nigerian version of the hollywood block buster titled "Harriet Pottress". Hope she has a wand and has a licensed broomstick.

Jackal:

No chance!!!!!!

I wouldn't mind having a witch that can fly as a girlfriend.
Its a perfect chance to make good money.

Lol!!! This is a serious issue oh! What's wrong with y'all?

Jackal:

No chance!!!!!!

I wouldn't mind having a witch that can fly as a girlfriend.
Its a perfect chance to make good money.

I know right! I won't have to bother about rising gas prices and airfares. Fly for free (the 3F's).

StephenP:

I know right! I won't have to bother about rising gas prices and airfares. Fly for free (the 3F's).

I agree witcha.

These peops dunno how to make the most of ugly situations.
If ma gurl/friend tells me she is a WITCH, i would be smiling to the bank in a space of one month.
I would turn her into GANDALF. . . . . make her visit all the banks in ma borough at nights and get the $$$$$$$$
Whats more. . . . . .It means no more useless queues to get into airplanes and protocols at immigration and customs.