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Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 9:47am On Sep 10, 2013
1.)End time preachers: The most populous group..Whatever happens or whatever news is posted,all you see is 'End time tinz','this is truly end time'..
2.)Garri price Loyalists:: They go from one board to another to quote news and hot topics.The only thing they say is 'how that one take reduce garri price?' or 'Does that change the price of garri?'
3.) First to comment Loyalists: They hardly say something meaningful or sensible...All they say is 'First to comment,dancing azonto!!' or 'again,i'm the first to comment,i get luck oo'
4.)Front Page Solicitors:They hardly post comments..All they say is 'Front page tinz mod'....Not thinking about the relevance of the topic...
5.) Sexkillz lovers: They feature in the romance section and are mostly females...When a picture is Posted,the only comment they give is 'This looks like sexkillz'...'Oh,it looks exactly like sexkillz'....
NB:Sexkillz is a mod in d romance section!
7.)Antispam bot enemies.:This is very common in the education section.They so hate this bot that they go about the section laying curses on the bot..I laugh anytime i see such..*No be the bot jare,na d work wey oga@d top send am hn dey deliver....
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Add yours....Its all for fun!!!!
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by ATMC(f): 10:21am On Sep 10, 2013
the ones dt will view n neva say a thing and the

the pugnacious posters ever ready for fight
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 10:32am On Sep 10, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:

5.) Sexkillz lovers: They feature in the romance section and are mostly females...When a picture is Posted,the only comment they give is 'This looks like sexkillz'...'Oh,it looks exactly like sexkillz'....
NB:Sexkillz is a mod in d romance section!
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Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Kslib(m): 11:19am On Sep 10, 2013
@Op,The Deadly Garri gang is no more on NL..
We did our Campaign and stopped sometime back..

Trust me,if the Garri crew gets resurrected,this end time people will look like kids..
The garri revolution was on of a kind.. It left a permanent scar on Nairaland..
It shall never be forgotten...

Even though the Mods wont agree on this, 'the garri gang took Nairaland hostage and left seun gasping for air"..lol grin grin
All izz well!

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Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:25am On Sep 10, 2013
The garri crew were squashed like sugar-ants, but their wounded pride won't allow them. They created several usernames but forgot that it takes less than 10 seconds to ban a user

In 10 mins, I can ban 60 usernames. . . They couldn't keep up. grin

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Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:29am On Sep 10, 2013
sexkillz: The garri crew were squashed like sugar-ants, but their wounded pride won't allow them. They created several usernames but forgot that it takes less than 10 seconds to ban a user

In 10 mins, I can ban 60 usernames. . . They couldn't keep up. grin

And u r happy cos of d bolded? Smh
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:31am On Sep 10, 2013
click2cbn: And u r happy cos of d bolded? Smh
That's how NL was designed, so yes I'm happy. . . You have any problem with me being happy?

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Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Ishilove: 11:41am On Sep 10, 2013
Kslib: @Op,The Deadly Garri gang is no more on NL..
We did our Campaign and stopped sometime back..

Trust me,if the Garri crew gets resurrected,this end time people will look like kids..
The garri revolution was on of a kind.. It left a permanent scar on Nairaland..
It shall never be forgotten...

Even though the Mods wont agree on this, 'the garri gang took Nairaland hostage and left seun gasping for air"..lol grin grin
All izz well!


As in ehn...I got my first ever ban from mukina during the gari uprising. I vividly recall the thread 'Picture of Davido eating Akpu' was pulled out of the front page when we invaded the thread. There were so many hidden posts that the mod had no choice but to lock the thread and pull it out of fp.

It was one of a kind, I tell ya cheesy
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Kslib(m): 11:41am On Sep 10, 2013
In 10mins you could ban 60usernames and in 30seconds, 70 new usernames surfaced... lmao!!!

Whether you like it or not,Team garri did damage..
Team garri for President..
lol
All izz well!
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Fynestboi: 11:42am On Sep 10, 2013
Lmao ma add mai own
those that create unnecesary quarrel just to get attentn 4rm forumite.. grin


Novice that always think antispambot is a mod...grin

those that strive hard to be the first poster on pages lyk hundredth..
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:45am On Sep 10, 2013
Oh...i see
Kslib: @Op,The Deadly Garri gang is no more on NL..
We did our Campaign and stopped sometime back..

Trust me,if the Garri crew gets resurrected,this end time people will look like kids..
The garri revolution was on of a kind.. It left a permanent scar on Nairaland..
It shall never be forgotten...

Even though the Mods wont agree on this, 'the garri gang took Nairaland hostage and left seun gasping for air"..lol grin grin
All izz well!


let's wait has d drama is unleashed....we will know the end of this end-timers republic
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:49am On Sep 10, 2013
Fynestboi: Lmao ma add mai own
those that create unnecesary quarrel just to get attentn 4rm forumite.. grin


Novice that always think antispambot is a mod...grin

those that strive hard to be the first poster on pages lyk hundredth..
@bolded
dem plenty wella for education and travel section...
On education section,you see them on admission threads saying..'I am a 400lvl student of d skl and so u shld respect me'
on travel section,u see stuff lyk...'do u knw wu i am,i have travelled to the u.s,u.k,canada,germany,japan,Australia etc.....u hv to respect me cos i'm nt ya mate'
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Mynd44: 11:51am On Sep 10, 2013
There are also the people who open threads for no reason
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:51am On Sep 10, 2013
Kslib: In 10mins you could ban 60usernames and in 30seconds, 70 new usernames surfaced... lmao!!!

Whether you like it or not,Team garri did damage..
Team garri for President..
lol
All izz well!
30 seconds? What a fallacy. Keep talking unsubstantiated "facts" to make yourself feel good at the obvious failure of the jobless team. . . Damage kor, garbage ni.
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Kslib(m): 11:52am On Sep 10, 2013
Ishilove:
As in ehn...I got my first ever ban from mukina during the gari uprising. I vividly recall the thread 'Picture of Davido eating Akpu' was pulled out of the front page when we invaded the thread. There were so many hidden posts that the mod had no choice but to lock the thread and pull it out of fp.

It was one of a kind, I tell ya cheesy
Lmao @the bolded!!! Dont mind them..

The mods were so scared that they wiped-out anything that had the word "garri".lol
I'm sure even seun created another moniker and joined the revolution..
Nobody was left out in that revolution...
IT was indeed one of a kind and i'm happy that i was part of it.. grin grin

All izz well!

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Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Fynestboi: 11:53am On Sep 10, 2013
Mynd_44: There are also the people who open threads for no reason
without readng it... gringringrin
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Ishilove: 11:58am On Sep 10, 2013
Kslib:
Lmao @the bolded!!! Dont mind them..

The mods were so scared that they wiped-out anything that had the word "garri".lol
I'm sure even seun created another moniker and joined the revolution..
Nobody was left out in that revolution...
IT was indeed one of a kind and i'm happy that i was part of it.. grin grin

All izz well!
I agree. I am glad to have been a part of it too.

A big shout out to Honourable Suq Maduq, bbpreye, Garri Guerilla, ebamma, Garri warrior, Garri Lord, Seun shackGarri, Garri (x7), Garri gangster and all our comrades too numerous to mention who fought the good fight tongue grin cheesy
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 12:04pm On Sep 10, 2013
Hahahha...lmao
Makes me remember korean movie-bridal mask!
Ishilove:
I agree. I am glad to have been a part of it too.

A big shout out to Honourable Suq Maduq, bbpreye, Garri Guerilla, ebamma, Garri warrior, Garri Lord, Seun shackGarri, Garri (x7), Garri gangster and all our comrades too numerous to mention who fought the good fight tongue grin cheesy
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Kslib(m): 12:05pm On Sep 10, 2013
sexkillz: 30 seconds? What a fallacy. Keep talking unsubstantiated "facts" to make yourself feel good at the obvious failure of the jobless team. . . Damage kor, garbage ni.
Did i hear you say "Failure"? Lol
I dont need to talk much cos those who were on Nairaland during the Garri Revolution know that Operation Garri was not just a success but a huge one..

You are the one who keeps talking to make himself feel good COS you wanna deceive yourself that you didnt fail as a mod..lol
Oga,you failed as mod.. The garri crew over-whelmed you and the others, when the movement was till active...

The fact it stopped doesnt make it a failure..
In life,there must always be change..
The garri crew achieved their aim and stopped, when they sent a clear message to everyone...

Ok,you know what? The garri crew will commence operation this week.. grin
We will organize an urgent meeting.. Watch and see!!
**i was just kidding,dont pee in your pants** lol
**you look scared*** tongue tongue

The crew dealt with you and the whole Nairaland.. You failed as a mod,all thanks to Team garri.. lmao!!

All izz well!
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 12:18pm On Sep 10, 2013
Kslib:
Did i hear you say "Failure"? Lol
I dont need to talk much cos those who were on Nairaland during the Garri Revolution know that Operation Garri was not just a success but a huge one..

You are the one who keeps talking to make himself feel good COS you wanna deceive yourself that you didnt fail as a mod..lol
Oga,you failed as mod.. The garri crew over-whelmed you and the others, when the movement was till active...

The fact it stopped doesnt make it a failure..
In life,there must always be change..
The garri crew achieved their aim and stopped, when they sent a clear message to everyone...

Ok,you know what? The garri crew will commence operation this week.. grin
We will organize an urgent meeting.. Watch and see!!
**i was just kidding,dont pee in your pants** lol
**you look scared*** tongue tongue

The crew dealt with you and the whole Nairaland.. You failed as a mod,all thanks to Team garri.. lmao!!

All izz well!
So where are they today? grin
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 12:22pm On Sep 10, 2013
Chai..dis thing na comedy sha..
*adjusts seat and concentrates*
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Kslib(m): 12:48pm On Sep 10, 2013
sexkillz: So where are they today? grin
They are currently enjoying their entitlement for a job well done!!

It has been quite long since the garri crew had pity on the mods/seun and decided to stop COS of the damages inflicted, BUT it all seems like it all happened yesterday COS of the gravity and impact the operation had... tongue tongue

All izz well!
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 1:14pm On Sep 10, 2013
Kslib:
They are currently enjoying their entitlement for a job well done!!

It has been quite long since the garri crew had pity on the mods/seun and decided to stop COS of the damages inflicted, BUT it all seems like it all happened yesterday COS of the gravity and impact the operation had... tongue tongue

All izz well!
Licking their wounds and wondering how they could have been so foolish. cheesy
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Damsman10(m): 9:42am On Sep 11, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
Chai..dis thing na comedy sha..
*adjusts seat and concentrates*
people that say dis is season film, lets sit back and watch.
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Tolexander: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
1.)End time preachers: The most populous group..Whatever happens or whatever news is posted,all you see is 'End time tinz','this is truly end time'..
2.)Garri price Loyalists:: They go from one board to another to quote news and hot topics.The only thing they say is 'how that one take reduce garri price?' or 'Does that change the price of garri?'
3.) First to comment Loyalists: They hardly say something meaningful or sensible...All they say is 'First to comment,dancing azonto!!' or 'again,i'm the first to comment,i get luck oo'
4.)Front Page Solicitors:They hardly post comments..All they say is 'Front page tinz mod'....Not thinking about the relevance of the topic...
5.) Sexkillz lovers: They feature in the romance section and are mostly females...When a picture is Posted,the only comment they give is 'This looks like sexkillz'...'Oh,it looks exactly like sexkillz'....
NB:Sexkillz is a mod in d romance section!
7.)Antispam bot enemies.:This is very common in the education section.They so hate this bot that they go about the section laying curses on the bot..I laugh anytime i see such..*No be the bot jare,na d work wey oga@d top send am hn dey deliver....
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Add yours....Its all for fun!!!!
the okada passengers.
'okada please drop me here. Wanna piss', 'okada please zoom off'!

The 'just as if you brought the word out of my mind' group
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Tolexander: 11:10am On Sep 11, 2013
sexkillz: The garri crew were squashed like sugar-ants, but their wounded pride won't allow them. They created several usernames but forgot that it takes less than 10 seconds to ban a user

In 10 mins, I can ban 60 usernames. . . They couldn't keep up. grin

please give me your password for 10minutes. I wanna know how your page looks like.
Thanks!
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 11:12am On Sep 11, 2013
Tolexander: please give me your password for 10minutes. I wanna know how your page looks like.
Thanks!
It's the same as yours.
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Tolexander: 11:17am On Sep 11, 2013
sexkillz: It's the same as yours.
mine no gat ban, close thread and lock thread buttons. Just wanna see them.

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Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 11, 2013
I just came back from sexkillz's town..i saw him....
He said i shld tell u his password is 'satan666'
Tolexander: mine no gat ban, close thread and lock thread buttons. Just wanna see them.
Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Dygeasy(m): 11:50am On Sep 16, 2013
Mynd_44: There are also the people who open threads for no reason
Fynestboi: without readng it... gringringrin
This Guy No Sabi Mynd At All... Smh.


cheesy

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