In those days, you can't eat your cake and have it, but these days you can eat your cake and have it FULL....Oh yes!!! Chika Esumobi (not real name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja, recently tested the limits of the wisécrack. And now acccording to ouramébos,the new hymén is gaining ground among abuja babés.
Originally produced by Asian séx toy company Gigímodo, an interesting toy sometimes called a ‘designer hymén’ is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between N9, 000 to N15, 000.
Plastíc and shaped like a sac, it is a flat object thatéxpands to fit when placed inside the hóneypot, leakíng an optímal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after pénile préssure, thus símulating the act déflowering. It is meant to be insérted about 15 minutes before séxualíntercourse, with hands washed clean.
It comes with a manual and can only be used once. There are – thank God his mércies – reportedly no side effects.
Wonders will never end

So before our virgin hunters dis-virgin someone, they would have to run some damn thorough digital exams to make sure they're not dealing with a counterfeit virgin .

Wonders shall never cease

Disgusting #pukes

smh

ok? You have hymen, but that will not reduce the sizE oF thE 'pit toilet'

Ummmh!!! There is nothing our girls can't do to write the intensional wrong right by force and deciet.

omg

i no wan even marry virgin before....
mtcheeww

EndTimeThings: ok? You have hymen, but that will not reduce the sizE oF thE 'pit toilet'

preach it!

Smart girls

Abeg na how I go get the address of the manufacturer? I wan begin import d stuff...dis na cool biz considering the number of babes with a "wide high way without road block"

so what happens when you break the hymen and break into a yawning hole

let me insert it sharp sharp for this new catch... lolzzzz

God bless d inventor

I AM A VIRGIN again..... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

#dancing skelewu#

Nawa o

Nawa o, this can only happen to men who have long throat for virgin ladies even when they are not virgin themselves.

AnnbabyHot:
let me insert it sharp sharp for this new catch... lolzzzz

God bless d inventor

I AM A VIRGIN again..... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

#dancing skelewu#

u can regenerate the hymen but can u tighten d hole...blood won't b enough to convince me o. cos experience has shown me d difference btw a virgin n a hymen buyer...

ireny:
Nawa o, this can only happen to men who have long throat for virgin ladies even when they are not virgin themselves.

so if a girl I like decides to use it even tho I don't care if she's a virgin nko? na d men b d issue abi na d girls? add wisdom.

End time virgins
ladies can never cease to amaze me.

b4 u narry carry out medical tests to know if its artificial or natural...

for men lyk us dat have tested 10 virgins,such tricks cannot work.