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T- Day by Darkchild(m): 9:05pm On Jun 03, 2006
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter T, to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Dont be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didnt realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and Im sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter T to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember its still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
Re: T- Day by eveseh(f): 9:22am On Jun 04, 2006
LOL LOL funny
Re: T- Day by dabby(f): 2:39pm On Jun 05, 2006
nice one.

smart husband.

grin grin wink
Re: T- Day by dm(m): 8:01pm On Jun 05, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re: T- Day by timmy7(m): 10:39am On Jun 07, 2006
ogbologbo like me grin grin grin
Re: T- Day by Shentz(f): 8:05pm On Jun 07, 2006
lol
Re: T- Day by iffe(f): 9:02pm On Jun 07, 2006
she is dead cheesy
Re: T- Day by diddy4(m): 12:05am On Jun 08, 2006
angry angry angry angryrecycled angry angry angry angry


still funny shaa
Re: T- Day by GeeCee(m): 8:14pm On Jul 24, 2009
duh

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