Chillisauce:
lyndaroyce, you miss nothing jare, just that beeevan and edwife dey get proposal for polygamy

Somebody hold me...I think I'm going to faint...too much information...

EfemenaXY:




Abeg leave ma old mat jare...na manage, I dey manage am (patch-patch stuff)

Besides, a little aproko is good for the soul. You sef know that now...



Yeah, yeah...I hear you. Like say Nl's one and only cassanova Mr TtonyChristopherr wasn't hot on your trails too. (sorry, about the extra consonants there too...don't want boys in our changing room...The last one here was hard to get rid especially as Edwife nor gree close door)

Now I know you don't like me, that one with 85lb scrotum. What will I use it for? Clean face ?? ?

^^ ***Screams wiff lafter!***

Honestly, my mind nor waka reach that side o!

EfemenaXY:


Yeah, yeah...I hear you. Like say Nl's one and only cassanova Mr TtonyChristopherr wasn't hot on your trails too. (sorry, about the extra consonants there too...don't want boys in our changing room...The last one here was hard to get rid especially as Edwife nor gree close door)

^^

Lol are are you really sure edwife wasnt enjoying the brief spell, her silence had plenty meanings but I no sense say she dey frown at me.

So where were we? Let our gist continue.

^^ I think you should stop doing this.

Leave her alone.

Thanks.

EfemenaXY:
^^ ***Screams wiff lafter!***

Honestly, my mind nor waka reach that side o!

That's where we check first o.
By the way, who likes wearing Sun shades . I remember those days I will just cover my eyes while checking out some hidden anacondas and hot dudes.

I love my lunettes

EfemenaXY:
^^ I think you should stop doing this.

Leave her alone.

Thanks.

Since last year. I don leave am o.

Chilli jolted me back to reality with her epistle and insult.

Chillisauce:


That's where we check first o.
By the way, who likes wearing Sun shades . I remember those days I will just cover my eyes while checking out some hidden anacondas and hot dudes.

I love my lunettes

Lol!

When it comes to those pendulums, let's just say I'm still very green on that matter. That horrifying image you painted of the Baba at the village stream? Chai!!

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

When it comes to those pendulums, let's just say I'm still very green on that matter. That horrifying image you painted of the Baba at the village stream? Chai!!

Ewww, pls don't remind me. Suddenly got loads of saliva in my mouth remembering the shrunken sac

letsdothis:


Since last year. I don leave am o.

Chilli jolted me back to reality with her epistle and insult.

Me insult ? where did I insult you ? I only asked if you were the dude that loves nakid kids. Because you sounded like him.

Chillisauce:


Ewww, pls don't remind me. Suddenly got loads of saliva in my mouth remembering the shrunken sac

Lol!

Abeg where's Ed's? Let her come and recommend a nice movie for the weekend. Gosh! I've forgotten the title of one of the movies she suggested...

letsdothis:


Since last year. I don leave am o.

Chilli jolted me back to reality with her epistle and insult.

I don't think that was her intention...but if you did feel that way, okay, I dey apologize on her behalf.

Oya sorry...nor vex.

I got to download some movies. I tried watching the one edwife recommended but I kept sleeping off . They just delay unnecessary. I'm better off with my alien movies

Letsdothis, I'm sorry If you felt insulted. No vex. Thanks for understanding. And thanks for leaving edwife alone

Chillisauce:
I got to download some movies. I tried watching the one edwife recommended but I kept sleeping off . They just delay unnecessary. I'm better off with my alien movies

That is eh...

Typical Naija movie. A person with multiple fatal, gunshot wounds takes over an hour to die. Never mind the crazy sounding...cows mooing, thunder booming in the background, and a lone singer yodeling off key notes

^^ Stop grinning na, and recommend another one abeg...

why am I the one in labor?

EfemenaXY:


Happy Saturday dear. We're all good dear - but eh, you're scarce these days sha. How's the little soldier and the rest of the family?



Oh...My...Gawd!

You're worse than me sef! Abeg, lemme just repeat wetin I dey read sef...you know, I must read aloud for the thing to sink in well-well these days...(whispers: d'you think I'm getting old sef?)

a. [size=24pt]Edwife[/size] is [size=24pt]pregnant[/size] again (twice in one week!)

b. [size=24pt]Cococandy[/size] is in [size=24pt]labour[/size].

c. [size=24pt]Beeevan[/size] is getting [size=24pt]married[/size].

Chillisauce:


Me insult ? where did I insult you ? I only asked if you were the dude that loves nakid kids. Because you sounded like him.

hehehe you and your mouth. Not me abeg.

EfemenaXY:

I don't think that was her intention...but if you did feel that way, okay, I dey apologize on her behalf.
Oya sorry...nor vex.

Chillisauce:
Letsdothis, I'm sorry If you felt insulted. No vex. Thanks for understanding. And thanks for leaving edwife alone

No prob

cococandy:
why am I the one in labor?

Lol!

It's what Lynda said na... I only just said it a bit louder...

EfemenaXY:


Happy Saturday dear. We're all good dear - but eh, you're scarce these days sha. How's the little soldier and the rest of the family?



Oh...My...Gawd!

You're worse than me sef! Abeg, lemme just repeat wetin I dey read sef...you know, I must read aloud for the thing to sink in well-well these days...(whispers: d'you think I'm getting old sef?)

a. [size=24pt]Edwife[/size] is [size=24pt]pregnant[/size] again (twice in one week!)

b. [size=24pt]Cococandy[/size] is in [size=24pt]labour[/size].

c. [size=24pt]Beeevan[/size] is getting [size=24pt]married[/size].

Lol efemena, "it is you who said all these, not me"....
We're all fine. Thanks...
This my on and off will be put to an end soon... I'm gradually getting my groove back...

I dey use one eye dey look you and chilli.. "Shrunken sac" abi? Lol
9months calling..#wink

LyndaRoyce:


Lol efemena, "it is you who said all these, not me"....
We're all fine. Thanks...
This my on and off will be put to an end soon... I'm gradually getting my groove back...

I dey use one eye dey look you and chilli.. "Shrunken sac" abi? Lol
9months calling..#wink

Lol!

Someone first mentioned this na, me, I'm just broadcasting it louder...

Nine months calling? Biko, I jump am pass. Edwife, Cococandy, Beeevan, and even Chillisause sef are welcome to eat the forbidden fruit. I've paid my dues...

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

Someone first mentioned this na, me, I'm just broadcasting it louder...

Nine months calling? Biko, I jump am pass. Edwife, Cococandy, Beeevan, and even Chillisause sef are welcome to eat the forbidden fruit. I've paid my dues...

Thank you very much

These ladies una go kill person . Cococandy in labor, has she delivered yet?

^^ Dem say it's still early days yet.

She's just 2cm dialeted, but my gawd!! All that noise in the labour room from only her...anyway sha, you know the saying...it's the quiet ones that make the most noise and all that...

edwife:

Thank you very much

Unstrike your name and collect your blessing(s) jare.

Chillisauce:
hello Efemenaxy, sounds very much like feminazy

beeev, maybe the user name just wanna be friends , you and edwife dey hot oh, no body dey razzle me sef
wetin dey pursue dem?

Opening a new account just to make friends?

EfemenaXY:
^^ Dem say it's still early days yet.

She's just 2cm dialeted, but my gawd!! All that noise in the labour room from only her...anyway sha, you know the saying...it's the quiet ones that make the most noise and all that...

Gag her and have some rest .

Chillisauce:
lyndaroyce, you miss nothing jare, just that beeevan and edwife dey get proposal for polygamy

beeevan:


Gag her and have some rest .

Have you seen her French nails?

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

It's what Lynda said na... I only just said it a bit louder...

beeevan:
These ladies una go kill person . Cococandy in labor, has she delivered yet?

Hehehe.
Me and my swaggerlicious labor.
I push small,I give it a rest sip some wine and come gossip on NL
Can you beat that?

EfemenaXY:


Have you seen her French nails?

i can imagine the nails, you won't want her giving you the Zebra strips I guess . I suggest you get the security men to pin her down while you do the needful.