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Dr. Phil The Consultant by belloti(m): 4:45pm On Jun 05, 2006
Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by ToyM28(f): 4:51pm On Jun 05, 2006
LMAO. Gosh dis is funny. so her obsessions must be wiv dicks.

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Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by spikelord(m): 7:23pm On Jun 05, 2006
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicck?
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by spikelord(m): 7:25pm On Jun 05, 2006
MY God, This is funny!
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by ldollier(f): 5:01am On Jun 06, 2006
hahahahahaha, achohahahahahaha this is so funny!!!!! grin. i guess the woman didnt want to feel embarrassed. hahahahahaha cheesy
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by micklplus(m): 11:51am On Jun 06, 2006
Very great and funny joke ! and idoller, if na u nko? the joke rocks anyway and i love still !
its been here before
Cheers cheesy
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by ldollier(f): 2:40pm On Jun 06, 2006
if na me, i go just compose myself and take am oo. lol
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by spikelord(m): 8:34pm On Jun 06, 2006
Na for Nigeria people dey name dem pikin DICKSON! haha

The whites are fond of naming giving some messy names to their kids such as Riddick, Roddick, DICK, et.c
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by desiree(f): 2:23am On Jun 07, 2006
HAH grin grin grin grin i now get the obsession Dick cheney mother's has now!!!!
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by ldollier(f): 3:36am On Jun 07, 2006
lol what about andy DICK's mother/fatherĀ  lol. i guess they should also take a step
Re: Dr. Phil The Consultant by spikelord(m): 8:41am On Jun 07, 2006
Beautiful pictures! Seen enough already!

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