Blasphemy day was yesterday and though I performed some blasphemy, I think it deserves a thread for some proper blaspheming today.

How has the church in every age, when in authority, defended itself? Always by a statute against blasphemy, against argument, against free speech. And there never was such a statute that did not stain the book that it was in and that did not certify to the savagery of the men who passed it. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Here are a few to start us off.

Jesus couldn't have been the son of God and be a man at the same time.
Mohammed wasn't the last prophet.
Reincarnation is a false idea.

I want to fvck Holy mary. I love virgins