I was chatting with a friend
and she told me she was living the naija dream.
i laughed then, but i realized i didnt fully get.

The Americas hv their American Dream but Do Nigerians have a Dream.

Can someone enlighten us.

What is the Nigerian Dream?

It's easy na,

To be known as the most corrupt country in the world

To produced the best 419 in the world

To fill the globe with prostitutes of the highest order

The nigerian dream is to have as much money as possible and live in total luxury by doing as little work as possible.

asamuel:

It's easy na,

To be known as the most corrupt country in the world

To produced the best 419 in the world

To fill the globe with prostitutes of the highest order

I'm always amazed when people senselessly sit at a computer and type away at the keyboard without giving thoughts to whatever it is they have to say

So. what's the Nigerian dream?

Seriously dudes,

I said Nigerian Dream, not Fantasy
something positive and attainable, not some over the top vision

Vision 2020!


I am afraid it might end up like No more Up Nepa in year 2000 projects

The nigerian dream is to have as much money as possible and live in total luxury by doing as little work as possible.

asamuel:

The nigerian dream is to have as much money as possible and live in total luxury by doing as little work as possible.

Yes oh thats the reason why many people checkout so they can work and make it big abroad then come back to nija to live the nigerian dream

Nigerian dream is more like rake up plenty plenty moni to establish a mini town of your own.
build yourself a palace
Your own electricity generating plant.
Drill a borehole.
tar the road from your gate to garage.
build a 20ft high concrete fence.
get a gateman, or some huge dogs, or both
Get an SUV/or SUVs
Pay exhorbitant amounts of money for other services you can't build in you little city, like internet, phone, TV etc.

I went for a party on saturday and my only thot when i entered the house was,
these people must be livong the Nigerian dream

with a big house, swimming pool, large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere
like ten very expensive cars parked
meeeeeeen!!!

Nigerian dream,

only if u wish to be Yahoo Yahoo boy/girl, Oil-theft, Political-thief etc and hav does luxury, of a true, Nigerian.

I'm sorry to say dere is no dream, 4 now, lets hope by 2020. we will hav one.

living the NAIJA dream are ,

BABASUWE
ALUWE
AJIREBI
OMOLADUN KEKENLEWU
GODOGBO
PAPA AJASCO
PA JAMES
BABA LATIN
BABA IJESHA and so on,

ha ha

u forgot d most important one "BABA IJEBU"

Gamine:

I went for a party on saturday and my only thot when i entered the house was,
these people must be livong the Nigerian dream

with a big house, swimming pool, large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere
like ten very expensive cars parked
meeeeeeen!!!

more like a house dream, you cant exactly count the inside on one's house

my naija dream will start when we have 24hrs electricity!

Dis Guy i feel you
but y are u imitating me by staying this late on nairaland, som ppl no dey sleep sef

stannesi:

ha ha

u forgot d most important one "BABA IJEBU"

baba sala is the most important,

You people are not serious se.

As if i knew, Nigerians wey no get dream, how we go move forwrd.

ahn ahn! what is wrong with them baba suwe and co now, re they not living the naija dream ni, ?

@Gamine,
So wats d Nigerian Dream,,

Dis is ur dream not d nigerian dream, ooo

with a big house, swimming pool, large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere
like ten very expensive cars parked

It is not my dream either, but it wont be bad to have

Nigerian dream is for the politician to sale out nigeria pata pata.
so you becareful

Life, liberty and the pursuit of quick money

My dream is too hit 1 billion naira thru yahooze then build my mansion with swimming pool sattelite dish in nigeria then woo and marry gamine

lol, correct man, u get big dream, ooo, he be like say na Gamine, dream too , enjoy ur honeymoon at ur billion naira mansion, but no forget to add a "large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere, like ten very expensive cars parked" so it will suit gamine , ooooo

@stannesi
well i get plan A and I get plan plan B if plan A no work and i no hit 1 billion naira through yahooze then build my mansion with swimming pool sattelite dish in nigeria

Then plan B is too still hit 1 billion naira build my mansion with pool servants sattelite dish etc and marry Gamine i know plan B will never fail because it will happen when am fast asleep in my Nigerian Dream

The Nigerian Dream??

Wow!! It's as simple as ABC.

First and foremost to stack paper enough to travel Overseas.

@manmustwac
Dat ur name sef, na confirm, i bet dat na ur number one priority, so Gamine take not, man must wack b4 anytin, so feed ur dream husband wella b4 anytin, else, u see say d guy get Plans. its ur change of havin plenty servnats , lol lol hahaha

Wonderful!

If Man must wack,

Woman must wack better!

Mr Manmustwac, dont worry im waiting for you.

Nigerian dream. .

Omo u go wonder tire.

We no get dream ooh!

People just dey yap yap in politics section

nothing dey happun.

God help us!

A GREEN CARD

or

A student Visa and turn it into an illegal alien status.