U'll love this....
A jobless man applied for the job of "office boy" at
Microsoft.
The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning
the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give
me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to
fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied
"But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm
sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an
email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't
exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what
to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to
go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He
then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less
than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He
repeated the operation three times, and returned home
with $60. The man realized that he can survive this
way, and started to go everyday earlier and return
late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cars,then a truck, then he had his
own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is
one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to
have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an
email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't
have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be
an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet/ email/ bbm/ whatsapp is not the solution
to your life.
2) If you don't have internet/ email/ bbm/ whatsapp,
and work hard, you can be a Billionaire.
3) If you received this message by email/ bbm/
whatsapp, u are not any close to being a Millionaire.
P.S - Don't send this back to me, I'm busy selling
Tomatoes
Lool!!!

still rocking ma ass wit laughter

Raphvizzy:

U'll love this....
A jobless man applied for the job of "office boy" at
Microsoft.
The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning
the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give
me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to
fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied
"But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm
sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an
email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't
exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what
to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to
go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He
then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less
than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He
repeated the operation three times, and returned home
with $60. The man realized that he can survive this
way, and started to go everyday earlier and return
late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cars,then a truck, then he had his
own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is
one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to
have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an
email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't
have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be
an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet/ email/ bbm/ whatsapp is not the solution
to your life.
2) If you don't have internet/ email/ bbm/ whatsapp,
and work hard, you can be a Billionaire.
3) If you received this message by email/ bbm/
whatsapp, u are not any close to being a Millionaire.
P.S - Don't send this back to me, I'm busy selling
Tomatoes
Lool!!!

Abeg wait for me