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Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Kaymisola(f): 9:31am On Oct 07, 2013
Drama ensued at the third mainland bridge over the weekend when a crowd gathered around the car of legendary Afrobeat King, Femi Kuti, to locate a Lizard that almost caused him an accident.

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Narrating his ordeal, Kuti, who arrived late to the MUSON Center, where he was a guest artiste at the pre-event press briefing on the coming MUSON anniversary concert, described the experience as horrifying.

He said the lizard appeared all of a sudden, from the dashboard of the car, while he was at top speed, starring at him snappily before ducking away..

“You know, it could have been a disaster if the lizard had run through my trousers, climbing to my private part. You can imagine how jumpy I could have reacted, trying to protect my manhood. Because, that to me is an important part of who I am, I can’t joke with it. Evil people could be at work,” added the musician jocularly, still wondering how the lizard got into his car."

After the event, Femi insisted he will not drive the jeep till the Lizard was found!
http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/10/how-femi-kuti-almost-went-crazy-over.html

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by tshegs19: 9:44am On Oct 07, 2013
Ok

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by hammedkola(m): 9:45am On Oct 07, 2013
But the lizard must have got aboard unknowingly just like the stoway kid. cheesy

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by dojumav: 9:47am On Oct 07, 2013
Cant stop laughing... Village people at work grin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by homesteady(m): 9:57am On Oct 07, 2013
gringrin

All this lizards enn! they are not afraid of human beings oh!
Before if I'm passing and a lizard sees me, the lizard 'll run away! But now, lizards can even pass my front! Sometimes they'll even touch my leg!

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by amiskurie(m): 10:03am On Oct 07, 2013
3rd mainland ko....ode!
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by JuicyGee(f): 10:05am On Oct 07, 2013
homesteady: gringrin

All this lizards enn! they are not afraid of human beings oh!
Before if I'm passing and a lizard sees me, the lizard 'll run away! But now, lizards can even pass my front! Sometimes they'll even touch my leg!

hahahaha! Nairalanders tho. #interestingsetofpeople
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Tolexander: 10:07am On Oct 07, 2013
“You know, it could have been
a disaster if the lizard had run
through my trousers, climbing
to my private part.
You can
imagine how jumpy I could
have reacted, trying to protect
my manhood.
lizard dey give bloww jobb ni or what was femi trying to say now?

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by AbuMikey(m): 10:38am On Oct 07, 2013
I laugh in spannish! gringrin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by barackohandso(m): 10:51am On Oct 07, 2013
homesteady: gringrin

All this lizards enn! they are not afraid of human beings oh!
Before if I'm passing and a lizard sees me, the lizard 'll run away! But now, lizards can even pass my front! Sometimes they'll even touch my leg!


Those are the 21st century lizards grin grin
The story funny sha, like say the lizard enter him trouser, he for dance 'Bang Bang Bang' on top steering, @ least na him kukuma sing am

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Tuntheycr7: 10:57am On Oct 07, 2013
I thought d lizard get into d car when it was parked probably under d tree, den d heat 4rm d engine pursue am komot. No b everytin b witches and wizard.

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by DICKtator: 12:35pm On Oct 07, 2013
Perhaps the lizard just wanted an autograph?



grin grin grin grin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by fingard02k(m): 12:35pm On Oct 07, 2013
lizard? Lolz

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Havilah93(m): 12:35pm On Oct 07, 2013
grin grin grin.

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Okijajuju1(m): 12:35pm On Oct 07, 2013
Who do am that kind yeye Juju... angry





Lizard?!


Whatever happened to snake, Scorpion, bat or even Black widow Spider?!



angry


Maenwhile, Femi should bring that jeep to my shrine for 6 weeks spiritual cleansing.. grin he should drop the key with my apprentice with full tank of fuel and extra money to refill the tank.. grin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by unmask: 12:38pm On Oct 07, 2013
Village people tinz.... He should see his pastor for more explanation

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by dridowu: 12:38pm On Oct 07, 2013
Witches and Wizards association of Nigeria @ work***********lol**********u
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 07, 2013
Na only for naija wey pesin go think say lizard wey climb car wan chop im manhood or dem send am from village. grin grin grin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by EasyNaijacom: 12:39pm On Oct 07, 2013
Poor lizard

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Nobody: 12:40pm On Oct 07, 2013
barack_o_handso:


Those are the 21st century lizards grin grin
The story funny sha, like say the lizard enter him trouser, he for dance 'Bang Bang Bang' on top steering, @ least na him kukuma sing am
Lol, you are sooo wicked
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by lifestyle1(m): 12:41pm On Oct 07, 2013
Kaymisola:
“You know, it could have been a disaster if the lizard had run through my trousers, climbing to my private part. You can imagine how jumpy I could have reacted, trying to protect my manhood. Because, that to me is an important part of who I am, I can’t joke with it. Evil people could be at work,” added the musician jocularly, still wondering how the lizard got into his car."

Hilarious!

cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by caesaraba(m): 12:42pm On Oct 07, 2013
hammedkola: But the lizard must have got aboard unknowingly just like the stoway kid. cheesy

Yep! That lizard should be granted scholarship!

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by YoshiMaster: 12:44pm On Oct 07, 2013
Really?

Femi?

Scared of a lil Lizzi?

That Sh*t crazy!
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by kzokul(m): 12:44pm On Oct 07, 2013
Una bialo ozo kwa.....
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by yanshless: 12:47pm On Oct 07, 2013
GOOD FOR YOU FEMI...SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN OUT OF MUSICAL IDEAS, NOW YOU CAN START SINGING ABOUT LIZARDS.
BUT, NA MY VILLAGE PEOPLE GO BUY YOUR CD.
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by mikewoques: 12:47pm On Oct 07, 2013
'Snakes on a plane
'Lizards in a jeep'
The next reptile will be on a ship

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by nen4: 12:48pm On Oct 07, 2013
all this manner-less lizards grin grin grin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Decryptor(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2013
Ndi yoruba n'igwo ogwu.

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by moscobabs(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2013
Okija_juju: Who do am that kind yeye Juju... angry





Lizard?!


Whatever happened to snake, Scorpion, bat or even Black widow Spider?!



angry


Maenwhile, Femi should bring that jeep to my shrine for 6 weeks spiritual cleansing.. grin he should drop the key with my apprentice with full tank of fuel and extra money to refill the tank.. grin
Okija_juju......i see your signature
Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by Okijajuju1(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2013
mikewoques: 'Snakes on a plane
'Lizards in a jeep'
The next reptile will be on a ship


Or Aligator in a Keke.. grin

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Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by theozobby(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2013
Lol @ village people at work... Make dem check weda Punk kid don come naija come punk am

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