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Check this out:
A boy came back from school and told his mom;
Boy: our teacher is really confused
Mom: why did you say dat?
Boy: just 2 days ago he said 2+5=7, yesterday he said 3+4=7, and now today he is saying 6+1=7. He's not even sure of himself.
Mom: i'v told your father to remove you from that useless school but he won't listen.

So

The mother could have tole him dat they all meant the same thing...

Funniest Akpors Jokes
In a psychiatric hospital a Doctor wanted to
test to know if they
could release any of the insane men.
The doctor drew a door on the wall and
asked the patients to open and pass through
it.
All the insane men rushed to the door to open
it except Akpos.
He sat down and watched them.
The doctor, thinking that Akpos’
brain is back to normal, goes to him
Doctor: Akpos why are u sitting down?
Akpos: They are all crazy! . They are busy
wasting their time when the key to the door
is in my pocket.

lwkmd!!!

How about this?


Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
Akpos: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?
Akpos: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you
have?
Akpos: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
Akpos: Seven!!!
Teacher (angry): Where did you get your seven from?
Akpos: Because I already have 1 cat at Home!

sweetiePe: Funniest Akpors Jokes
In a psychiatric hospital a Doctor wanted to
test to know if they
could release any of the insane men.
The doctor drew a door on the wall and
asked the patients to open and pass through
it.
All the insane men rushed to the door to open
it except Akpos.
He sat down and watched them.
The doctor, thinking that Akpos’
brain is back to normal, goes to him
Doctor: Akpos why are u sitting down?
Akpos: They are all crazy! . They are busy
wasting their time when the key to the door
is in my pocket.

LWKMD!

Bestofralph: How about this?


Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
Akpos: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?
Akpos: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you
have?
Akpos: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
Akpos: Seven!!!
Teacher (angry): Where did you get your seven from?
Akpos: Because I already have 1 cat at Home!

D way we speak english in dis country isn't fair at all.....
Imagine a teacher telling his student; ''make sure you come with your parents, especially your mom and dad''.

The other day i also heard a man saying ''i have only 5 daughters, they are all girls''.
...for my mind i say na men dem wan be b4?

I don't know if i'm the only one hearing all these grammar. Add yours.... I jxt wana laff!!

Akpos was dieing and he said to his wife:
Akpos: wen i die finally, i want u to marry mr. Charlie
wife: but i thought dat man was ur worst enemy
akpos: dats why i want u to marry him. So dat he suffers the way i suffered.

Akpos was dieing and he said to his wife:
Akpos: wen i die finally, i want u to marry mr. Charlie
wife: but i thought dat man was ur worst enemy
akpos: dats why i want u to marry him. So dat he suffers exactly the way i suffered.

Just heard this one......

A lady walked into a hospital with her 2 ears burnt. The doctor asked her wat happened and she replied, ''i was ironing my clothes and my phone rang. I mistakenly placed the hot iron on my ear thinking it was the phone''. ''What about the other ear?'' the doctor asked. The lady replied ''the bastard called again''.

A fat man saw an advertisement
"Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would
like to join...
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning, he gets to the office and he
was taken to a room. He opens the door &
finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants &
shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep
with me!" & the girl starts running. The
Man starts running but couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week exercise, he
tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6am, he opens the door &
saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u
catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg
that week.
So, he thought this program is awesome!
He requested a 25kg program. The lady
said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why
not" said d man.
The Next day at 6am he opens the door
expecting to see a nude babe but finds a
nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will
sleep with u!!"
That DAY, the man lost 40kg........

Bestofralph:
A fat man saw an advertisement
"Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would
like to join...
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning, he gets to the office and he
was taken to a room. He opens the door &
finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants &
shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep
with me!" & the girl starts running. The
Man starts running but couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week exercise, he
tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6am, he opens the door &
saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u
catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg
that week.
So, he thought this program is awesome!
He requested a 25kg program. The lady
said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why
not" said d man.
The Next day at 6am he opens the door
expecting to see a nude babe but finds a
nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will
sleep with u!!"
That DAY, the man lost 40kg........

The chase go nad

Lol

LolZ!