A girl asked her boyfriend, honey, why is it that
when a girl had sex with numerous guys, she's
a
slut and a lot of people hate her, but when a
guy
does the same, he is a legend ?
.
The guy answered if a door is opened with more
than one key, it becomes a useless door, no
one will
want to keep anything important in a room with
such door, but if a key opens more than one
door,
then its a MASTER key.

A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt that
she was engaged, still in her sleep, she was getting
married to the same lucky man. After the wedding,
she became pregnant and was rushed to the labour
room and the nurse was asking her to push. She
pushed and deliver the baby but the nurse told her it
was still remaining, she pushed and deliver her
second baby, and she was told it was still remaining
anoda baby. As she was trying to push the third
baby out, her room mate shouted Nkechi wake up!!
U don shit for bed!

A Coffin Maker Akpos visited one of his friend Ofego who was very sick at the hospital and asked; Ofego how are you feeling now?.
Ofego replied; I'm getting better my brother thank you.
Akpos frowned his face all of a sudden.
Ofego asked; How is your casket work?.
Akpos replied with a little smile on his face; Ofego it is in your hand o. If you will agree to die now, market would have move small.
One word for Akpos.

Akpos bought a N20 million bullet proof jeep. He travelled from Abuja to kano and he was acosted by armed robber. They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off. Akpos rained abuses on thee bandits; ”shege!, dan iska!!, dan buro uba!!!”.
The armed bandits shouted that they couldn't hear him so Akpos rolled down the glass so that they could hear him….
He was buried Last Week(RIP)
Describe Akpos with one word

Only genius can get this right!
When i was 4 years, my sister
was half my age Now my sister
is 30 years,how old is me??
A. 39
B. 15
C. 80
D. 60
E. 32
F. None

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