Couldn't stop laaughing my hearts out when i saw this joke. Decided to share it with you... Naija babes dey try o.
Thank God for a brown new day!
My God is upsome!
Why are people so weekend? (cos they are Friday abi?)
Not all dat glitters are goats!
Majority carries d volt (Volt ko transformer ni)
May ur name be highly exhausted!
My waste is paining me.
Thank God for spearing my life ( with arrow or with digger?
what is strong with u (Irin nii.. shio!!
Lord! U are the killer that holds my life (GBOOOM!)
How much is ur age? (Madam na 20naira)
Look to the window,the principal just passed away( haha Na u kill am?
I'm not priding pls!
Lord! Let your wheel be done

(laff won kill me ooo).Don't stop the fun, add yours!

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