Tinubu:-- Chris. Chris. Chris, how
many times I call U?

Ngige:- Asiwaju, good evening
baba.

Tinubu: - don't good evening me,
what is a good about the
evening? U didn't efen carry 2nd.
3rd loun loun--- haaaa Ngigeeee

Ngige:- Asiwaju, emm emm--
biko'nu, U know this boy Peter, he
really use incumbency power o,
even for my vvv--

Tinubu:- Shut up'u. Shut up. Which
incumbency?-- I gave U 35bil.
35billionnnn Chris-- o ya were ni?
Are U a mad ni?

Ngige:- Asiwaju, nooooo, na 25bil

Tinubu--- koni da fun'e. Chris e no
go beta for U -----Fashola- 5bil,
Fayemi-3bil, Aregbesola-3bil ,
Adams- 5bil, Amosun- 3bil.
Ajimobi- 3bil. Buhari and co- 3bil
How much is that? U think
Asiwaju Private Company get
money to dey waste?

Chris:- but Asiwaju that na 25bil
na

Tinubu;- haaa-- oloshi, according
to APC arithmetic, that is 35bil.
Chris, U are useless o-- we gave U
180 mercenaries, 100,000 fake
voters card, 300 election
observer's card. Plus 35bil-- yet U
carry 3rd-- haa-- U are uselesss

Chris: "stammering"-- U know
they arrested the boys na. And
Asiwaju, its 25bil o

Tinubu;- shut up'u-- shut'upp---
see Chris, let me just tell U , wetin
Ubah use ur eye see that time na
small, if U don't return our money,
wa'gbaa-- U will know say, I
Jagaban no dey play with money.
35billionuuu--
U kuku know how to do juju well
well, so beta go do the juju and
refund our money, if nottt

Ngige;- but Asiwaju, we are going
to court na, we will reject the
result, I have plans

Tinubu;-- Ori mi'o-- Chris, U are
still talking of court, U wey carry
3rd, wetin make Nwoye do? U are
completely mad- o ti ya were pata-
pata-- who will finance the case.?
Idiot, I say are useless

Ngige; - baba no do like that na,
but I'm still useful o, when Oga
Buhari become president, I can be
minister of Finance, so U can have
access to the em emm national
cake

Tinubu-- haa, now I know U are
mad, in fact U are crazy, oloshiii--
so U think say Buhari or any of
this aboki go become president, U
are a Learner--mtchew w

Ngige;- but- U are-----

Tinubu:- shut up, U are what?
They are my bargaining maga--
when time reach, I will dump
them as I dump Ribadu in 2011--
U dey craze? U no know politics?
Why am I even talking to U? See
me in Bourdillon. Noww
#hangs fone

Ngige:-- Asiwaju, Asiwaju-- hello,
hello--
Mtchewww--- this man na
agbero'oo-- chei-- he too like
gragra--
Make I call Rochas jare, all this
Yoruba people sef..

Crazy Ops

can't stop laughing.

Joblessness!

payless: Joblessness!

Tinubu no get power for anambra

So someone actually sat down somewhere to make this up...?

Idleness is a big disease.

see wetin ASUU strike de cause.

Prof festus iyayi!!!see wetin u dey cause?

I will be envying u if only u have someone better dan dis tinubu in ur entire east,someone who can sacrifice alot financially to get ur whole region from d hands of tyrant n poor leaders n give ur region a good identity, and make u a formidable force in Nigeria politics........... or will u tell me dat apga is igbo party wen it only has mouth in anambra alone, which dis election as even shown to be minute......I beg go dey pray se make we no breakup cos u are just not prepared .

But is the moderator and super moderator doing to allow this kind of joke here, its far too expensive. Nairaland should try and make this place look somehow mature and not a playing field for kids to be throwing their toys around.

Laf don wound me here ooooooo hahahahahahahah

Oya warayyyyyyyy!

Tinubu loss no be small, d man go just dey regret why he took dis kain risk with no return.

I am also sure the phone conversation between Peter Obi and Obiano would be about how, he(Obaino) is going to repay all the Anambra state funds used for the election into Peter Obi's private coffers, and also repay depositors funds taken from Peter Obi's Fidelity Bank with high interest when he gets to office!


Petty and vain generation of Nigerian youths who are only interested in taunting and mischievously ensnaring one another while some people who do not know about their existence continue to cart away their collective wealth.

you people won't kill someone oooo. nice relief from by boss' whinings though. thanks for the joke

take dat: I am also sure the phone conversation between Peter Obi and Obiano would be about how, he(Obaino) is going to repay Peter Obi all the Anambra state funds used in the election, and those borrowed from Fidelity Bank with high interest!


Petty and vain generation of Nigerian youths who are only interested in taunting and mischievously ensnaring one another while some people who do not know about their existence continue to cart away their collective wealth.

Anambra money used, so no payment.

Are u still bitter Tinubu lost out on his investment? Pele

aryzgreat:

Anambra money used, so no payment.

Are u still bitter Tinubu lost out on his investment? Pele

What is my business with Tinubu losing his investment? Tinubu and Peter Obi are both big thieves. You and I are both victims of their gluttonous greed and treasury looting. Both are mortgagers of our collective future!


Anambra money used, so no payment? Anambra's money is APGA's money or that of Peter Obi or Obaino's? No wonder the true owners of the money were willing to sell their votes for peanuts! You are lost!

"Yawns"

Boring,lame and dry joke!
Op,try harder next time with your jokes. Not funny at all!

berem: "Yawns"

Boring,lame and dry joke!
Op,try harder next time with your jokes. Not funny at all!

Dear ease up, I know say d loss was colossal

take dat: What is my business with Tinubu losing his investment? Tinubu and Peter Obi are both big thieves. You and I are both victims of their gluttonous greed and treasury looting.


Anambra money used, so no payment? Anambra's money is APGA's money or that of Peter Obi or Obaino's? No wonder the true owners of the money were willing to sell their votes for peanuts! You are lost!

Rants of a wounded lion

aryzgreat:

Dear ease up, I know say d loss was colossal

....and the boring joke was to make me ease up? I hear you!

W-I-C-K-E-D-L-Y D-O-N-E!!

why you dey worry if them no dey prepared?

Why Thiefnumbu dey worry about anambra?

Wetin 180 Osunites dey find for Imo talkless Anambra?

na so una love them reach?

When dem say they wan leave Naija.. una no g'ree ... say make we all dey together dey suffer...

oya now, make we dey one Naija dey jolly... yet, week after week, day after day, una go dey run ya mouth about Igbos... Igbos this Igbos that...

oluwashaddow: I will be envying u if only u have someone better dan dis tinubu in ur entire east,someone who can sacrifice alot financially to get ur whole region from d hands of tyrant n poor leaders n give ur region a good identity, and make u a formidable force in Nigeria politics........... or will u tell me dat apga is igbo party wen it only has mouth in anambra alone, which dis election as even shown to be minute......I beg go dey pray se make we no breakup cos u are just not prepared .

payless: Joblessness!

My guy easy. He's not jobless.
APC lost de election. Get over it.
Now that Anambra is sealed, Imo state is next. Don't say I told yu O°˚˚˚
APC hv no root in de East and as such cannot grow.

Waiting for Amaechi to decamp fast.
I heard his NGF meeting or retreat had less than 10 Govs in attendance.
I laff in Lier Mohammed voice.

Hehehe!..lolzzz..@op that was really funny!...

gurnam: So someone actually sat down somewhere to make this up...?

Idleness is a big disease.

yeah, it is idleness when your party is the one being battered. But when your party is benefiting from it, am certain you will call it "creativity"!