braine: LoL• Oga you try• Nice one

WafiJoe: 3 letter word in caps: D R Y

inosend: It does beat my imagination as to why people find it difficult to revere God. No one is under any form of compulsion to make jokes, most especially with God. I rest my case. No offence intended, though.

Elliotwiz1: what if i say i'm an atheist?

Elliotwiz1: Two little
boys stole a bag
of oranges from
their neighbor &
decided to go
to a calm place to share the loot”
one of them
suggested the
nearby
cemetery . As they
were jumping the big gate to enter
the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of
the bag behind
the gate’ but they
didn’t bother to pick
them since they
had enough in d
bag . Few minuets
latter A
… drunkard*beer*on
his way from a
local bar passes
near the cemetery
gate
and heard a voice: “One for me, one
for u. “One for me,
one for u”
He immediately
sobers up and runs
as fast as he can to the local priest.
“Father father pls
come with
me’come and
witness God &
Satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery.” They
both ran back to
the cemetery gate
and the voice
continued: “One for me, one
for u, one for me,
one for u., one for
me, one for u..
Suddenly the
voice stop counting and says:
“ Hey, What about
the two at the
gate?”
Laugh-mates,
come see marathon ….even
the priest almost
pass church
gate !!!
shouting we are
not dead yet….