Pause: It was a nice gesture, a gift from Cowgirl Creamery off the California coast, one of the most famous places you can get premium cheese.

I had to admit, as delicious as it was the smell almost negated the taste.

"It's certainly strong," I said, not wanting to pass judgement on a thoughtful gift.

"It smells like ass," B-friend replied.

"It's still good," I insisted. "It's supposed to smell that way."

"Well then YOU eat it," he said. From that point forward, it became MY cheese.

The next day I woke up to a rotting smell in the kitchen.

"I thought you threw out the trash," I said to B-friend.

"I did," he said. We both toured the seven-foot-square space noses-first, wondering if we'd missed some trash, or failed to clean salad out of the sink drain, or whether the cat had killed something.

B-friend opened the refrigerator, "Oh my God!" he said. "It's your stinky cheese!"

I had to believe him; as soon as he opened the refrigerator the stench in the room became much sharper.

"Wow," I said, more amazed than disgusted. "T[b]hat must be some REALLY good cheese[/b]. I put the cheese in a Tupperware container.

Continued At http://www.jorydesjardins.com/pause/2006/06/story_of_a_stub.html

Yuck! I'd rather starve than eat cheese that smells like sh*t

What if it's really good cheese? (make sure you read the entire story. it's hilarous)

the story is funny, but how come i feel like there's a hiding meaning or lesson, cause i kinda didnt get it, jus summised that the girl IS stubborn.

The girl is "stubborn", her boyfriend is tolerant, and it's so sweet!

if theres anything i hate eating in this world it is cheese i cant stand it yuck!