Hey Guys, i thought i should share this


T.D. Jakes (a well-known preacher) was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. On his arrival at the airport, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Dallas . As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

The driver said, "No problem. Have it."


T.D. gets into the driver ' s seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver ' s door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person." "The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he ' s more important than that."
The supervisor said,"Oh, so it ' s the president." The young trooper said,"No, he ' s even more important than that."
The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

The young trooper said, I think it 's Jesus because he ' s got T. D.Jakes for a chauffeur!!! !!

dreeldee:


The young trooper said, I think it 's Jesus because he ' s got T. D.Jakes for a chauffeur!!! !!

hahahaha, thats a nice one man

This joke is older than nairaland itself.

Dre,where you dig this one from.Very old

guys pls fele jo. .I love it, he brought it out for me

@post
lol

Jeovy:

Dre,where you dig this one from.Very old

from your room, under your bedbug

@ post

might b old , never seen it before and i 'm lovin it like mcdonalds.

Thanks Sege

dreeldee:

from your room, under your bedbug

NO Wonder I have been searching for my insecticide,thief

~ He ra Rious

I do not want to laught at the man of God. ^{I cant help it} _HAHA

how can the trooper think Jesus would ride in a limo? SOOOOOOOO STUPID.
But hey! Nice Joke SEGE.

stale but good

Clem na u sabi o stale ko stella ni

bros no insult mr.clem o.

u re warned.

seanT21, u were not meant to laugh at an MOG but at the trooper's stewpidity. .hei!

lysaa:

seanT21, u were not meant to laugh at an MOG but at the trooper's stewpidity. .hei!

OK!!

funny u. lol

where is everybody?

especially ben o ben?

ROTFLM[b]B[/b]O
rolling on the floor laughing my blocos out

my gawdttt

blocos

Mahhhhn, peeps dey think o, huever thot this out. kudos!

i actually did thanks man

nice one

@drell u try, i see say u get small talent . . . . . thers hope for u bros
_{never knew drel had any grey matter up there hmmm nls filled with surprised}

Nice one.