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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 3:18pm On Nov 29, 2013
Lmao
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by adexsimply(m): 4:20pm On Nov 29, 2013
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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 4:22pm On Nov 29, 2013
Ditoya: And it goes on and on till they are ready for life
therz so much sense in ur statement
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by imperiouxx(m): 4:22pm On Nov 29, 2013
Let them keep fluctuation like current from an old NEPA station.
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by LMAyedun(m): 4:30pm On Nov 29, 2013
LOL!!!! cheesy
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 4:32pm On Nov 29, 2013
You just cracked mi there... Hahahahahahahaha... Datz so funny! They will continue like that till menopause.
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by anitank(f): 4:33pm On Nov 29, 2013
Nigerian girls only?? really

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by b3llo(m): 4:34pm On Nov 29, 2013
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.


This guy is on point

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by willibounce: 4:36pm On Nov 29, 2013
TribalEAST: Try talking to one of these girls, the next thing they do is raise their shoulders above you...as if they can boast of more than #10,000 in their account which is just a savings account...as if they are tiwa savage- God bless her cos she was totally humble and caring the day i met her. No wonder her wedding gulp #30million in a marriage to my one time childhood friend who his her manager, a guy dat showed managing abilities from our childhood when he managed "monkey posts"street soccer competitions.

My point is: right will always meet right while wrong meets wrong.

Stop beign wrong.

Guy na monkey post for zone C car park? Cos na Zone C TB live o. If ur his childhood friend, thn na iba estate u live. Though na Asiko manage monkey post competition pass. TB na stubborn boy thn.

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by barlkeys(f): 4:38pm On Nov 29, 2013
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.

thumbs up

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by rennylaw(m): 4:38pm On Nov 29, 2013
grin grin
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by solinho(m): 4:39pm On Nov 29, 2013
francababy:

hahaha...you are free to copy my post. What school are you that has Mozambique hall and Angola car park?
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by solinho(m): 4:40pm On Nov 29, 2013
francababy: . He's 4rm oau

hahaha...you are free to copy my post. What school are you that has Mozambique hall and Angola car. park?
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Articul8(m): 4:40pm On Nov 29, 2013
Ditoya: And it goes on and on till they are ready for life
Till dey are ready 4 life. ...hmmmm,real talk dia only 4 d wise.
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 4:40pm On Nov 29, 2013
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.



The babes wey do you these things, e no go better for them. Olodumare go catch them. To knowledge add wisdom.

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by storm0210(m): 4:42pm On Nov 29, 2013
and this nonsense made front page...... Seun Osewa where are you
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by majalisa(m): 4:43pm On Nov 29, 2013
aManFromMars:


The babes wey do you these things, e no go better for them. Olodumare go catch them. To knowledge add wisdom.
amin o!
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 4:44pm On Nov 29, 2013
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.

You have the best post in this thread so far sir.Respect!

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Psychedelia(m): 4:44pm On Nov 29, 2013
LMAO!!!
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by francababy(f): 4:45pm On Nov 29, 2013
b3llo:

This guy is on point
That guy is not on point. Let me just tell you a secret. Some girls who date those 3.7 G P A guys do it so the guy can give them tutorials or so he can write for them on exam day. To buttress my point, how many of these girls greet these guys after graduation. You will see the girl working at a bank and when the guy comes, she acts all busy like she did not see him or doesn't know him.
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2013
willibounce:

Guy na monkey post for zone C car park? Cos na Zone C TB live o. If ur his childhood friend, thn na iba estate u live. Though na Asiko manage monkey post competition pass. TB na stubborn boy thn.
i hail you.

You remember him brother wole? Dat time zone C sweet wella but na cultism dey reign now.
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Danhumprey: 4:50pm On Nov 29, 2013
francababy: A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,,
.
2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
.
3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
.
,, ,,
.
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
.
,, ,,
.
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
.
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"
This is so damn funny! cheesy

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Articul8(m): 4:50pm On Nov 29, 2013
francababy:
That guy is not on point. Let me just tell you a secret. Some girls who date those 3.7 G P A guys do it so the guy can give them tutorials or so he can write for them on exam day. To buttress my point, how many of these girls greet these guys after graduation. You will see the girl working at a bank and when the guy comes, she acts all busy like she did not see him or doesn't know him.
And dts d best d girl can do. Lobatan! So Wα̲̅†̥ happened to dia club guys? Its jt a pity dt na dose good guys dose gals go still con marry after dose club guys don suck out d sweet part of dem.God hlp men ooo...
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Gracyel(f): 4:51pm On Nov 29, 2013
Omo na wa o. Dis one wey una dey yab us. Wetin 9ja babes do nau??
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by JideTheBlogger(m): 4:51pm On Nov 29, 2013
Llmao!!! .......and their PMs on BBM are always Jesus this, Jesus that.... grin

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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Johnnny(m): 4:55pm On Nov 29, 2013
francababy:
That guy is not on point. Let me just tell you a secret. Some girls who date those 3.7 G P A guys do it so the guy can give them tutorials or so he can write for them on exam day. To buttress my point, how many of these girls greet these guys after graduation. You will see the girl working at a bank and when the guy comes, she acts all busy like she did not see him or doesn't know him.

So true! Talking from experience!
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by tintingz(m): 4:55pm On Nov 29, 2013
LOL funny @OP... grin cheesy

This is when some girls go after "bad guys" and think good guys are mumu/dull and boring, they keep falling to this bad guys(no ambition) and after that one use them finish they will come online(social networks) and start shouting all men are the same. *SMH* undecided
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by 2special(m): 4:56pm On Nov 29, 2013
I believe Mozambique and Angola Hall are names of girls hostel in O.A.U.....though am not a student of the school....
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by willibounce: 4:56pm On Nov 29, 2013
TribalEAST: i hail you.

You remember him brother wole? Dat time zone C sweet wella but na cultism dey reign now.

Salute!

Na basket ball Wole dey play thn. Owu blow tht guy then no b small. All d crazy cultist don kill thmselves finish. Old schl tins.
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Ugosample(m): 4:59pm On Nov 29, 2013
francababy: A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,,
.
2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
.
3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
.
,, ,,
.
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
.
,, ,,
.
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
.
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"
Confusion grin grin
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Eneze1(f): 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2013
double post

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