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Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 1:50am On Dec 06, 2013
1. Men who are looking for their mother.
I don’t know whether the mothers or the men are to
blame for this. The men are looking to be fed, have
their cleaning done and be generally molly-coddled.


2. Men who are too absorbed in themselves.
It’s their life, their hobbies, their friends, their
ambition, their children, their… Somehow their
women doesn’t seem to come into the equation. Men
are used to running the world and filling their lives
with activities and occupations. Nowadays men have
even taken the role of father so seriously that they
can forget that their woman is more than a mother.


3. Men who are too on mission.
This is slightly different from the previous men who
can’t love because woman love their men to be on
mission. The focus and dedication of a man on
mission is an amazing sight. Sometimes it just goes
too far. Sometimes the climber climbs one too many
mountains and kills the relationship in the process,
Sometimes the businessman goes on one too many
trips abroad and loses sight of home. Men need to
find a balance on this.


4. Men who see themselves as alpha.
These are the ones that cause me so much pain. They
are men who have a misplaced idea about men
needing to be the alpha-males. Yes, dogs do it, but
don’t have the intelligence we have. They chase and
conquer women to show how great they are. In the
process they just show how lacking they are in any
emotion, understanding or even humanity.


5. Men who just want a pal.
These are the sad ones who spend their lives going to
the pub or the football game. They remember the
great times with their pals when they were young
and just want it to continue. Occasionally it works
when the woman becomes one of the lads, but this
never lasts, then the man is left wondering what
happened. Sometimes men just need to realise they
need to grow up.


6. Men who are afraid of intimacy.
Men often have difficulty dealing with intimacy,
particularly when a relationship appears to be out of
their control. The interesting part of this is that men
also have difficulty acknowledging that they have
difficulty dealing with intimacy. They usually
sublimate the emotions into actions that they can
understand. This can show itself as aggression or
even abuse, but generally just results in sullenness
and withdrawal.
Men who have this difficulty need help to overcome
their fear and learn to become a normal part of the
world.

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 2:06am On Dec 06, 2013
I deserve a standing ovation for bringing this Andy out of the Andy they brought into the hospital! cheesy grin


1 million likes, sweetie. (Even though i did not read all ur points but I know say sense dey inside)!


Besides, there's one issue I want to discuss with you! wink

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by shizzle11(m): 2:28am On Dec 06, 2013
theory...theory...theory
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nastydroid(m): 3:52am On Dec 06, 2013
saaaaaauuuuucccceeee

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by castielo(m): 3:55am On Dec 06, 2013
seriosli.. wat d hell are u blabbin 'bout? angry
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 6:03am On Dec 06, 2013
I've got my Samsung and my vaseline. I don't need love.
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 6:12am On Dec 06, 2013
Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye...*Rings bell*.

He who has ears to hear, let him hear.
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by dBard: 6:28am On Dec 06, 2013
Nastydroid: saaaaaauuuuucccceeee

Oh ASUU, wat hath thou done ?
That thy children can't spell n yet t d world
Their ignorance display
With dumb ass threads n murderous abuse of our dear english language.
How long shall we correct
How long shall we cry cry



Sauce=ketchup etc
Source=origin
Oya..correct urself angry

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by IAMBREEZY: 7:09am On Dec 06, 2013
This nigga is becoming sane.
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by wasak(m): 8:16am On Dec 06, 2013
Austeenx: I've got my Samsung and my vaseline. I don't need love.
bro! and etisalat BIS is now working on android.... I mean What's love?
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 8:18am On Dec 06, 2013
IAMBREEZY: This nigga is becoming sane.

Lol...all praise to alutacontinua
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 8:20am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua: I deserve a standing ovation for bringing this Andy out of the Andy they brought into the hospital! cheesy grin


1 million likes, sweetie. (Even though i did not read all ur points but I know say sense dey inside)!


Besides, there's one issue I want to discuss with you! wink

Lool thanks.

What could the issue be embarassed
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by IAMBREEZY: 8:25am On Dec 06, 2013
Andyblaze:

Lol...all praise to alutacontinua
lol she must be an expact to make you come to your senses.
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 8:29am On Dec 06, 2013
IAMBREEZY: lol she must be an expact to make you come to your senses.

Her smile could make a dead man rise. The way she winks could turn a demented brain to the better. She is an angel on earth. The most wonderful woman you'll ever find anywhere in the world.
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by 190: 8:37am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua: I deserve a standing ovation for bringing this Andy out of the Andy they brought into the hospital! cheesy grin


1 million likes, sweetie. (Even though i did not read all ur points but I know say sense dey inside)!


Besides, there's one issue I want to discuss with you! wink

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 8:49am On Dec 06, 2013
Andyblaze:

Her smile could make a dead man rise. The way she winks could turn a demented brain to the better. She is an angel on earth. The most wonderful woman you'll ever find anywhere in the world.

shocked shocked shocked
Sweet!



@190, how are you? undecided
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by 190: 8:51am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua:


@190, how are you? undecided

Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 8:55am On Dec 06, 2013
angry angry angry angry
I am not a b**ch!
I don't appreciate such words been thrown at me when i've done notin to call for it!


Just tryna say hi to you, if dt's too much for you to answer, you can as well face front!
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by 190: 8:56am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua: angry angry angry angry
I am not a b**ch!
I don't appreciate such words been thrown at me when i've done notin to call for it!


Just tryna say hi to you, if dt's too much for you to answer, you can as well face front!

im facing front undecided
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 8:57am On Dec 06, 2013
190:


im facing front undecided

Better! tongue
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by 190: 8:58am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua:

Better! tongue

sighs* women* undecided

Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 8:59am On Dec 06, 2013
wasak:
bro! and etisalat BIS is now working on android.... I mean What's love?

Love can go ahead and hug a transformer.
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 9:02am On Dec 06, 2013
^^^
Niggers Who Can't Get A Girl tongue
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 9:04am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua:

shocked shocked shocked
Sweet!



What are u upto this beautiful morning?
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 9:05am On Dec 06, 2013
Nastydroid: saaaaaauuuuucccceeee
i compiled it myself brah
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Miner13: 9:07am On Dec 06, 2013
shizzle11: theory...theory...theory

you need practical before you open your dulling IQ.
Ok!
Hint:
go to yaba left

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 9:08am On Dec 06, 2013
i swear, ever since after andyblaze was brought to dr preseher nairaland psychiatric hospital, he is really becoming SANE... wowcheesy

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Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Nobody: 9:10am On Dec 06, 2013
190:

sighs* women* undecided


I e-love u too kiss tongue

@Andy, still in bed jawe, it's nt even daybreak yet!
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Miner13: 9:11am On Dec 06, 2013
Yield: Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye...*Rings bell*.

He who has ears to hear, let him hear.

Did you also know that when you give the right interpretation to this, you are not exempted likewise to every lady out there
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 9:16am On Dec 06, 2013
alutacontinua:

I e-love u too kiss tongue

@Andy, still in bed jawe, it's nt even daybreak yet!
When does your own daybreak begin 1.pm?
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Miner13: 9:16am On Dec 06, 2013
Andyblaze:

Her smile could make a dead man rise. The way she winks could turn a demented brain to the better. She is an angel on earth. The most wonderful woman you'll ever find anywhere in the world.

And what is the reason for this burning romantic compliments?
Re: Guys If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, SORRY You Can't Find Love! by Andyblaze: 9:17am On Dec 06, 2013
deejay_harry1: i swear, ever since after andyblaze was brought to dr preseher nairaland psychiatric hospital, he is really becoming SANE... wowcheesy
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