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A Sunday Prayer For Nairalanders by stevio(m): 4:06pm On Dec 08, 2013
U wil begin 2 SHINE in CHINA. U will LAND in HOLLAND.
U wil become a DON in LONDON. In SPAIN dere wil b no
PAIN, but full of GAIN. U wil BURST forth into great affluence in BOSTON. U will
FLOURISH IN FLORIDA. In CANADA u wil obtain ur
divine CALENDA. U can not b CARNAL in CANAAN nor
PARALYZE in ur PARADISE. U wil send TEXT in TEXAS, count DOLLARS in DALLAS. U will have NEIGHBORHOOD in
HOLLYWOOD. U will break YOKES in NEW YORK. Enough
TURKEY awaits u in TURKEY. You will not always RUSH
like RUSSIA and shall never JAM in GERMANY, they
shall SING ur name in SINGAPORE and the Lord will
PACKAGE you in PAKISTAN so that in SYRIA you shall be SEEN as a blessing to others In Jesus Name.

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