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abduleez1:



If I talk na people go say I talk and come for my head. 😂😂😂

I've long stopped taking that man seriously for anything that has to do with filmmaking. Zack Snyder is the only popular Hollywood director that relies on director's cut to properly tell a cohesive story. He knows he's mediocre so uses the cut as a way to excuse his inadequacy.

When I dey talk say that man dey calculate trash the last time with his inaccurate Netflix, na think say I dey joke or na beef. If Netflix get 200 million subscribers, na all of them go watch him film. Not to even talk about the genre and taste differences. His films after the DCEU era lack true actual top tier stars. And he's proven over time he's not even a box office draw just by his name.
Na person wey no fit deliver common $1bn or $900mn in the first live action film to feature Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman all at once, in 2016 peak superhero fandom. Shey na that one wan dey make mouth about $1.6bn wey I go mind am. 🙄 Wetin only Joker and bútt of jokes Aquaman go deliver.

I can bet my last kobo, if Rebel Moon was released in theatres, that thing won't sniff $100mn worldwide. 😂😂
Even with all the rave and noise he and his fans made for years, his ZSJL cut couldn't even beat the likes of Wonder Woman 1984, Mortal Kombat etc. or other movies released in day and date theatrical/vod release.

That man just uses his fans anyhow cos he knows there are dedicated "sheeples" to easily manipulate. 👇🏽👇🏽
Perfect example of a vibes and insha'Allah director.

lol he is a proper waffler. When i heard that $1.6bn gross goof calculation, i basically stopped taking him seriously, like my Egbon, with years of experience in this industry can't even hack how streaming data and revenue works? 😭.

Definitely why only unserious network like Netflix, are the only ones looking his way these days, those ones have unlimited funds to burn on mediocrity.

His decline is so glaring as it is painful, but i am not one to settle for mediocrity, so good luck to his faithful sheeples. I will be there for his next detour outside this Rebel Moon madness, but i definitely don't rate him or expect anything good from him 👍🏿.

DieRich5:
I don't think u will see some mad action shit on dune but the part 2 was really interesting ND the rate should be higher and I watched it twice and I redownload the part 1 and I'll still rate it below 5

For me, Bautista nor really fit dat role and Dem make him useless, his dead was even worse

It's because the movie is long.. that's why it didn't give bautista and the cousin good fight scene and also the Atredis guy and bautista fine fight scene

NeoWanZaeed:


It's because the movie is long.. that's why it didn't give bautista and the cousin good fight scene and also the Atredis guy and bautista fine fight scene

the only fight scenes interesting to me was the ending of dune 2

DieRich5:
the only fight scenes interesting to me was the ending of dune 2

Fight scenes will be much in 3.. and that's if it's the final part

🎥 Love Lies Bleeding (2024) = 7/10 ✔️ ❤️

Was almost ruined at the end but overall good movie.

7 / 10

zedegit:
All of una wey dey rate Rebel moon 7/10, 10/10. I tire for una.

I come dey wonder weda na back of film I watch.

That film na 3/10.

I couldn't finish the movie. I got tired

oyaskii:
lol he is a proper waffler. When i heard that $1.6bn gross goof calculation, i basically stopped taking him seriously, like my Egbon, with years of experience in this industry can't even hack how streaming data and revenue works? 😭.

Definitely why only unserious network like Netflix, are the only ones looking his way these days, those ones have unlimited funds to burn on mediocrity.

His decline is so glaring as it is painful, but i am not one to settle for mediocrity, so good luck to his faithful sheeples. I will be there for his next detour outside this Rebel Moon madness, but i definitely don't rate him or expect anything good from him 👍🏿.

Zack fell off so hard a long time ago.
From when you go don know say that man ain't really taken seriously in Hollywood, when he was free from WB, major studios or even smaller ones like MGM or Lionsgate would have been vying for him even Sony and capitalised on him leaving longtime studio partner in WB.

Instead na only Netflix dey go for am. Even fellow Apple TV that has mountains more of funds to burn more than Netflix sef no chook mouth. And they're desperate of top filmmakers. People wey fit carry a whole $200mn give Martin Scorcese on top KOTFM no even look him side. Na that time I sure say Baba no be am.

Netflix were only trying to capitalise on his fan base and thinking they got a steal. Them forget say that fandom is basically only loud on social media and back up their words when it comes to revenue and theatres. It's just a very tiny minority with a loud mouthed mouthpiece.


Going forward I don't think Netflix would be that forgiving and would most probably start meddling with filmmakers works unlike the full freedom they've enjoyed at the streamer over the years.
Make we dey look sha how it unfolds.

Omo, something's cooking....

I watched some beautiful & interesting movies last week and most of them are still playing in my head.

1.) Uncut Gems - 2018.

This movie is slow and boring at the beginning and to be honest, I almost got fed up at some point but the Amitabh Bachchan in me told me to continue and so I did.

When it got to the scene where his girlfriend (Julia) wanted to cheat on him with that musician (The Weeknd) at the nightclub party hosted by the musician, then I began to pay utmost attention.

To cut the long story short, the film sweet die!

When I saw the end of the movie, I became so dejected and deleted it from my archive.

As a result, I began to download all the “Top Tier” Adam Sandler movies that I did not have in my archive hitherto, and I did not regret that decision.

I rate this movie 7.5/10.

2.) You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - 2008.

I once watched this movie around 2010 in one of those DVD collections where you have like 12 movies in a disk, usually packaged by the Alaba Market Boys in those days but I never knew this movie is very funny & intriguing, prolly because there was no subtitle in the previous one I watched.

John Turturro (Phantom) has always been dearest to my heart with his comic relief.

The scene where Mariah Carey sang the National Anthem, and where Phantom went to meet Mariah Carey in her dressing room are the the reason I so much love this movie. I must have watched those scenes more than 15 times.

I rate this movie 8.5/10

3.) Good Luck To You, Leo Grande - 2022.

I fell in love with Emma Thompson when I watched “Saving Mr. Banks - 2013” and then when I saw “Cruella - 2021”, my love and respect for her increased gidi-gan.

But when I read the plot of this movie, I was curious because I haven’t seen Emma Thompson having sex in any of her movies, besides, she’s an old woman.

You can now imagine my Immuno-Ecstatical-Enchantments mixed with about 3% disgust when I saw this woman flashing her “Vajuju” and doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual acrobatics in this movie.

Omo, the thing shock me die!

I no go lie. I am homophobic; But that guy (Daryl Mccormack) fine & clean die!

I rate this movie 8/10.

4.) The Great Dictator - 1940

This is the 3rd Best Adolf Hitler movie that I love beyond description.

I never knew that Charlie Chaplin was a genius.

This film SWEET DIE!

Benzino Napaloni made me love this movie. That guy Na complete craze man. I must have watched their argument scene about the invasion of Osterlich more than 20 times.

I rate this movie 10/10.


Notable Mentions:


1.) The Dictator - 2012: This is my all time best Sacha Baron Cohen movie. I love this film die.

Maroush, his ADC that was always opening his mouth in astonishment na craze man.

That Helicopter Tour Scene in New York with his friend “Nuclear Nadal” funny die!

2.) Just Go With It - 2011: This is my 2nd best Adam Sandler movie that I love like crazy, closely followed by “Anger Management - 2003”.

3.) No Strings Attached - 2011: Natalie Portman with her small yansh & puff-puff breast really got me electrified with this movie.

4.) Friends With Benefits - 2011: Someone here recommended this movie a few days ago and I must say I wasn’t disappointed at all. It is somewhat similar to “No Strings Attached” but I love it more than “No Strings Attached”.

5.) Hancock - 2008: I have watched a lot of Will Smith movies but this is the one I love the most. He did well in Enemy of the State, I-Robot, Focus, Gemini Man and others but Hancock is just too much.

I just can’t seem to get enough of that scene where that bullish boy “Michel” said “My father says you’re an asshole”.

Coupled with the immaculate beauty & demeanor of Charlize Theron, I just love this movie gidi-gan.

That’s all for tonight folks, cheers!

blingxx:


I hate the singing parts

One of the reasons I stopped watching Indian movies, was because of the singing and dancing parts. 😄😄😄😄😄

phr0nesis:

Same here bro. I thought I was the only wicked one

😆😆
I think I've seen him cry before, and it was convincing, not this rubbish Snyder gave us.
I

He looks more like an individual laughing instead of crying in this screenshot. 😄😄😄

abduleez1:
Omo, something's cooking....

In brightest day...

Kaycee7:
In brightest day...

In blackest night

Kaycee7:
In brightest day...

In Blackest Night....

abduleez1:


In Blackest Night....

No evil shall escape my sight.

abduleez1:


Zack fell off so hard a long time ago.
From when you go don know say that man ain't really taken seriously in Hollywood, when he was free from WB, major studios or even smaller ones like MGM or Lionsgate would have been vying for him even Sony and capitalised on him leaving longtime studio partner in WB.

Instead na only Netflix dey go for am. Even fellow Apple TV that has mountains more of funds to burn more than Netflix sef no chook mouth. And they're desperate of top filmmakers. People wey fit carry a whole $200mn give Martin Scorcese on top KOTFM no even look him side. Na that time I sure say Baba no be am.

Netflix were only trying to capitalise on his fan base and thinking they got a steal. Them forget say that fandom is basically only loud on social media and back up their words when it comes to revenue and theatres. It's just a very tiny minority with a loud mouthed mouthpiece.


Going forward I don't think Netflix would be that forgiving and would most probably start meddling with filmmakers works unlike the full freedom they've enjoyed at the streamer over the years.
Make we dey look sha how it unfolds.

lol Netflix has to justify thier upward review of sub prices and clamping down on password sharing with quality content hence I can't blame them if they want to make quality worthwhile content now, and i am so sorry, i don't think ZS would make that cut.

I can't even fathom how the gathered so many fans that are literally willing to go to war for him. My memory might be foggy, i don't think his time and projects with DC/WB were that top shelf to warrant this fandom. Heck Christopher Nolan most likely made better CBM movies for DC/WB and he doesn't even hold, even half of the fan base that ZS has. I do believe is most likely a "guilt trip" fan ship stemming from him leaving JL (2017) production due to personal loss, and DC/WB going ahead to finish the movie, making it seem as if DC/WB had committed a great crime and a great disservice to ZS, when the true crime was that clunky CGI they used to "unbeard" Henry Cavill, then as it turns out and so on brand of him, he had a director's cut, and he personally started a campaign to release it, and fuelled by the guilt trip of the personal loss, fans just jumped on it and finally forced WB hands to release it because i am damn near sure he didn't have these much fans post BvS (2016).


Lol at Millie Bobby Brown ss 😅. Netflix has probably hacked what i have known for a long while now, that the babe's acting skills are average at best. Her latest flick with Netflix, Damsel (2024), was probably what broke the camel's back, they tried to spin a feminist heroine gimmick into a dragon fantasy nonsense and the whole thing was just pure gibberish. Critical drinker's review of it's one of my fave reviews off that channel 😅

Saturnalia:
I watched some beautiful & interesting movies last week and most of them are still playing in my head.

1.) Uncut Gems - 2018.

This movie is slow and boring at the beginning and to be honest, I almost got fed up at some point but the Amitabh Bachchan in me told me to continue and so I did.

When it got to the scene where his girlfriend (Julia) wanted to cheat on him with that musician (The Weeknd) at the nightclub party hosted by the musician, then I began to pay utmost attention.

To cut the long story short, the film sweet die!

When I saw the end of the movie, I became so dejected and deleted it from my archive.

As a result, I began to download all the “Top Tier” Adam Sandler movies that I did not have in my archive hitherto, and I did not regret that decision.

I rate this movie 7.5/10.

2.) You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - 2008.

I once watched this movie around 2010 in one of those DVD collections where you have like 12 movies in a disk, usually packaged by the Alaba Market Boys in those days but I never knew this movie is very funny & intriguing, prolly because there was no subtitle in the previous one I watched.

John Turturro (Phantom) has always been dearest to my heart with his comic relief.

The scene where Mariah Carey sang the National Anthem, and where Phantom went to meet Mariah Carey in her dressing room are the the reason I so much love this movie. I must have watched those scenes more than 15 times.

I rate this movie 8.5/10

3.) Good Luck To You, Leo Grande - 2022.

I fell in love with Emma Thompson when I watched “Saving Mr. Banks - 2013” and then when I saw “Cruella - 2021”, my love and respect for her increased gidi-gan.

But when I read the plot of this movie, I was curious because I haven’t seen Emma Thompson having sex in any of her movies, besides, she’s an old woman.

You can now imagine my Immuno-Ecstatical-Enchantments mixed with about 3% disgust when I saw this woman flashing her “Vajuju” and doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual acrobatics in this movie.

Omo, the thing shock me die!

I no go lie. I am homophobic; But that guy (Daryl Mccormack) fine & clean die!

I rate this movie 8/10.

4.) The Great Dictator - 1940

This is the 3rd Best Adolf Hitler movie that I love beyond description.

I never knew that Charlie Chaplin was a genius.

This film SWEET DIE!

Benzino Napaloni made me love this movie. That guy Na complete craze man. I must have watched their argument scene about the invasion of Osterlich more than 20 times.

I rate this movie 10/10.


Notable Mentions:


1.) The Dictator - 2012: This is my all time best Sacha Baron Cohen movie. I love this film die.

Maroush, his ADC that was always opening his mouth in astonishment na craze man.

That Helicopter Tour Scene in New York with his friend “Nuclear Nadal” funny die!

2.) Just Go With It - 2011: This is my 2nd best Adam Sandler movie that I love like crazy, closely followed by “Anger Management - 2003”.

3.) No Strings Attached - 2011: Natalie Portman with her small yansh & puff-puff breast really got me electrified with this movie.

4.) Friends With Benefits - 2011: Someone here recommended this movie a few days ago and I must say I wasn’t disappointed at all. It is somewhat similar to “No Strings Attached” but I love it more than “No Strings Attached”.

5.) Hancock - 2008: I have watched a lot of Will Smith movies but this is the one I love the most. He did well in Enemy of the State, I-Robot, Focus, Gemini Man and others but Hancock is just too much.

I just can’t seem to get enough of that scene where that bullish boy “Michel” said “My father says you’re an asshole”.

Coupled with the immaculate beauty & demeanor of Charlize Theron, I just love this movie gidi-gan.

That’s all for tonight folks, cheers!

Not only do both movies have similar story lines, they were both released in the same year and the lead from both movies are actually married in real life..... uncanny.

9/10

joseph1832:
No evil shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power…

Bongadu:


9/10

do you have a link for this? Been searching forever

xynerise:

I couldn't finish the movie. I got tired

I finish am make e no be say I waste my data. At least I fit follow rate as I finish am.

Nickshrapnel:

Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power…

Green Lantern's Light. ✌️

Nickshrapnel:
do you have a link for this? Been searching forever

1337

The last. Legion: 7/10

Bank Alert: 7/10. A very nice Nollywood movie with no wide publicity.

Wicked little letters: 8/10

abduleez1:


Zack fell off so hard a long time ago.
From when you go don know say that man ain't really taken seriously in Hollywood, when he was free from WB, major studios or even smaller ones like MGM or Lionsgate would have been vying for him even Sony and capitalised on him leaving longtime studio partner in WB.

Instead na only Netflix dey go for am. Even fellow Apple TV that has mountains more of funds to burn more than Netflix sef no chook mouth. And they're desperate of top filmmakers. People wey fit carry a whole $200mn give Martin Scorcese on top KOTFM no even look him side. Na that time I sure say Baba no be am.

Netflix were only trying to capitalise on his fan base and thinking they got a steal. Them forget say that fandom is basically only loud on social media and back up their words when it comes to revenue and theatres. It's just a very tiny minority with a loud mouthed mouthpiece.


Going forward I don't think Netflix would be that forgiving and would most probably start meddling with filmmakers works unlike the full freedom they've enjoyed at the streamer over the years.
Make we dey look sha how it unfolds.

Bobby is one good looking actress .. I wouldn't know that if hadn't seen damsel ..

Her appearance on stranger things had thinking she wouldn't look any better than that ..

But her appearance in damsel had me wow-ing .. like damn!!, she's cute...

xynerise:

I couldn't finish the movie. I got tired

Honestly I couldn't watch more than 10 minutes of that movie. I don't even know how I managed to finish the first one.

GloriousGbola:


Wrestle mania part one and two with Bleep- post credits scene

our video club guy was taping over po-rno movies and splitting wrestlemania into part 1 and 2

one fine evening we were watching wrestlemania and it cut to a penetration scene. and for a full 2 minutes we were watching with no idea what was happening [what is this ] until the screen opened to an orgy

in the spirit of murphy it was at this point my mum drove in top the house but we were able to stop the video in time

of course later that night i watched the full post credits scene

Bwahahahaha dis ur story funny die😂😂

cao:
Argylle.

Oh, I just remembered that I never even bothered to finish this movie🤣🤣