1)Guys hate sluts even though they
have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're
not "popular" if you've slept with more
than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you
doing something?" ~ two phrases guys
open with to stop from stammering on
the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they always
think about the girl they truly care
about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out
a little about what they're gonna say so
there aren't awkward pauses, but once
he's on the phone he forgets it all and
makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you
to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're goin for the let-her-
complain-to-you -and-then-have- her-
realize-how-won derful-and-nice -you-
are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the
only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured
often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to
your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than
they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know
what?!..uh...ne vermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking. And he'll
assume he did something wrong and
he'll obsess about it trying to figure it
out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money
to buy girls presents. So they come up
with ideas like saving their lunch money
for a week. But it never works because
guys are always hungry so they end up
asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about
themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before
you trust him. But don't let him wait too
long.
19. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give
advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy
likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to
describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.
If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole
hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One
small thing a girl does, even if she
doesn't notice it can make the guy think
about it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not
other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy's confused, then
we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook
or advice book for flirting, but no guy
can write out a book about
relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as
possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection,
because if he's too-good-never- been-
busted, never been in love and hurt, he
won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in
front of the girl, he will think about it for
the next couple days or until the next
time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk
about butts and boobs, personality is
key.
32. Guys learn from experience not
from the romance books that girls read
and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line
between being compassionate and
being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and
laid back, he's probably faking it and is
spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy
about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely
say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he's just actually saying, "Please
come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final
decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn't happen that
often, so when it does, you know
something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to
avoid you or is never around when
you're with your boyfriend, he's
probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer
than a second, he's definitely thinking
something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch
harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you
can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on
makeup, wear perfume. Just not too
much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than
girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate
being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to
them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be
able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems
on his own. He's just too stubborn to
admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just
because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean
he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too
skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about
there boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what
kind of stuff your getting into before
making out with a guy ...like wheather
it's a one time deal or not ...
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the
most easiest to talk to..it may not seem
right but trust me they will start opening
up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and
unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means
that he wants you sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are
ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets
you keep doing it ..it means that he
really likes you or his neck really
hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how
far they can get with you. Even if he
doesn't intend to it will happen. Know
how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him
know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep
and health just to be with you, he really
likes you and wants to be with you as
much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy you can
go to with anything, is the guy who
loves you more than any other ever
could. He'd do anything to be with you,
and will always love you. When he sees
you cry he wishes he could change the
stars to make you happy. He would go
to the end of the world for you and
loves you deeply.,

Cool

[color=#550000][/color] wow e follow

D guys should cum nd comfirm dis oo buh 2 nd 61 are soo true

Op is trying to woo a nairalander....I can smell it
nice thread tho..buh some girls are just too overboard

So if up your mother slept with more than 5men what is she?

61 things yea right, as if it's that complicated

The summary should be; we like food, sports, toys, beauty, and most importantly good punny...satisfy most of these and you will be loved

A girl needs to be totally natural to get my attention. Op, nice write up.

agho22: 1)Guys hate sluts even though they
have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're
not "popular" if you've slept with more
than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

Never knew this.

Mondisweets: So if up your mother slept with more than 5men what is she?

Why do you always sound very silly?

not again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm..... this sounds so cool!

61 ways to understand just one guy?

I'll pass

My bf say ur beautiful n am crazy abt u

i really dont care

Rules?!!!there r И̣̣̣̥o rules abeg.....we men can fall 4 a slut and detest a virgin,its just luck,I advice women to simply pray to God that the guy your dating loves you,there's little you can actually do

U have succeeded in tell nairalanders 20% abt guys behavior nd 100% abt ur behavior ......thanks alot

Did u say 61 things girls will Neva knw abt guys
I don't fink so, cos I already knew 65℅ of dis

Cool...bt gals don't av 2 knw all for a relationship 2 work.

nice...i knew 75% of these.. 36 is more of a lady's tin

4 and 44 da big thing

This should be about you. Only 10 of them is about me.

E.G. When I say "leave me alone" and you keep disturbing, na blow be that oo. If I slap you, you are lucky.

You also forgot to add "Guys are naturally Violent". They are just more composed than the other.

Tiger is always tiger. Although hungry tiger is bad.

No 12,44 and 46,sooooooo true! Good work,OP! Guuuuuuuuyyyyyssss! Come here!!!

Go_n_Die: Why do you always sound very silly?

sound silly how was this not directed to females?

Mondisweets: sound silly how was this not directed to females?

stop complaining and take the topic as it is will you!!!

Go_n_Die: stop complaining and take the topic as it is will you!!!

maybe if u minded ur own business and didn't quote a question that wasn't directed to u then u would have stayed on topic too

Mondisweets: maybe if u minded ur own business and didn't quote a question that wasn't directed to u then u would have stayed on topic too

And you, you weren't thinking right to have ask such silly question from the onset. Infact just go and die

kennyskeelzz: Op is trying to woo a nairalander....I can smell it
nice thread tho..buh some girls are just too overboard

lol y would u think so??

jmoore:

Never knew this.

oh yeah nw u know!!

Go_n_Die: And you, you weren't thinking right to have ask such silly question from the onset. Infact just go and die

just go and mind your own business

61 tinx girls will NEVER know? no be know dem don know am so.