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Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Conner44: 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
I have been told I have a problem

I live in a moderately large apartment and although I have others sharing the same roof with me I am against any of them ever killing any wall geckos or jumping spiders in my house, Its not as if they are my pets or I'm dirty or occultic but I just feel a little bit 'safe' having those little critters loitering around in my house unhindered.

I like leaving only 'geckos' but not lizards, why is because geckos make themselves less visible and inconspicuous whenever they move around and they don't leave any mess around or damage my clothing, property or food.

I like leaving 'jumping/scavenging' spiders moving about in my house too as they do not spin any webs or damage anything in my home. I kill all other useless spiders that spin webs in the corners of my wall.

The reason why I hate people attacking them is because they are like a natural insecticide in my home. They kill and eat every other insect (flying or crawling) that ventures into their path and I still enjoy sweeping out dead headless cockroaches and dehydrated mosquitoes which these my wonderful 'queer' family members have feasted on.

So far, I have never met anyone who shares my fascination with these creatures living with me in my home undisturbed. I was wondering if there are others like me out there who allow any kind of 'queer' creatures stay in their homes as well.

I am not crazy by the way angry

Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Nobody: 1:59pm On Dec 17, 2013
Conner44: I have been told I have a problem

I live in a moderately large apartment and although I have others sharing the same roof with me I am against any of them ever killing any wall geckos or jumping spiders in my house, Its not as if they are my pets or I'm dirty or occultic but I just feel a little bit 'safe' having those little critters loitering around in my house unhindered.

I like leaving only 'geckos' but not lizards, why is because geckos make themselves less visible and inconspicuous whenever they move around and they don't leave any mess around or damage my clothing, property or food.

I like leaving 'jumping/scavenging' spiders moving about in my house too as they do not spin any webs or damage anything in my home. I kill all other useless spiders that spin webs in the corners of my wall.

The reason why I hate people attacking them is because they are like a natural insecticide in my home. They kill and eat every other insect (flying or crawling) that ventures into their path and I still enjoy sweeping out dead headless cockroaches and dehydrated mosquitoes which these my wonderful 'queer' family members have feasted on.

So far, I have never met anyone who shares my fascination with these creatures living with me in my home undisturbed. I was wondering if there are others like me out there who allow any kind of 'queer' creatures stay in their homes as well.

I am not crazy by the way angry

You have a friend in me i like the geckos they do a good job

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Conner44: 2:41pm On Dec 17, 2013
^^^

wonderful, so I have like minded people on NL too smiley

But it may be just only you and me
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by uboma(m): 9:21pm On Dec 17, 2013
^^^ I'm quite the opposite of the both of you. I hate Geckos and kill them when I can.

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by baby124: 9:24pm On Dec 17, 2013
Everyone has a little crazy in them. This is your own crazy. And yes, you are as queer as the creepy crawlies. I cannot stand any animal that crawls very close to its body or any insect. Lizards, snakes, geckos, spiders, mosquitoes, ants, cockroaches. embarassed lipsrsealed

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Nobody: 9:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
I don't kill geckos,they don't bother me.

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by TheSoothSayer(m): 9:58pm On Dec 17, 2013
Conner44:

I am not crazy by the way angry


I have a decree I use sometimes, to all the creeping insects and animals: if I see them in my home, they die; but if I see em outside my home, I'll let them live. I think that's fair enough cheesy
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Conner44: 12:24am On Dec 18, 2013
^^^

Haha, you remind me of a time I went visiting. I was at a friends house and we were watching tv when suddenly a gecko snooped slowly and quietly from behind the television to the back of a picture frame that was hanging on the wall.

Omo! Immediately my friend saw that gecko he immediately picked up his sandal and flung it at the picture thereby shattering the frame's glass in the process. If I tell you that he nearly brought down his wall mounted tv in the process of chasing that gecko you would laff.

He still didn't kill the gecko oh!
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Conner44: 12:26am On Dec 18, 2013
The SoothSayer:

I have a decree I use sometimes, to all the creeping insects and animals: if I see them in my home, they die; but if I see em outside my home, I'll let them live. I think that's fair enough cheesy

Its fair enough for all those insects except a gecko wink
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Nobody: 2:27am On Dec 18, 2013
To say d truth, if I see anything in my room, inasmuch as it's not harmful, i'll just leave it!

I just don't see any reason why i'll be running after something, i'll rather relax and watch it go! I no get dt kain energy, abeg!

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by greatgod2012(f): 3:01am On Dec 18, 2013
I have never killed gecko and i don't intend ever killing one. Why? They never disturb. But others, no, i cant live with them.

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Nobody: 5:11am On Dec 18, 2013
Conner44: I have been told I have a problem

I live in a moderately large apartment and although I have others sharing the same roof with me I am against any of them ever killing any wall geckos or jumping spiders in my house, Its not as if they are my pets or I'm dirty or occultic but I just feel a little bit 'safe' having those little critters loitering around in my house unhindered.

I like leaving only 'geckos' but not lizards, why is because geckos make themselves less visible and inconspicuous whenever they move around and they don't leave any mess around or damage my clothing, property or food.

I like leaving 'jumping/scavenging' spiders moving about in my house too as they do not spin any webs or damage anything in my home. I kill all other useless spiders that spin webs in the corners of my wall.

The reason why I hate people attacking them is because they are like a natural insecticide in my home. They kill and eat every other insect (flying or crawling) that ventures into their path and I still enjoy sweeping out dead headless cockroaches and dehydrated mosquitoes which these my wonderful 'queer' family members have feasted on.

So far, I have never met anyone who shares my fascination with these creatures living with me in my home undisturbed. I was wondering if there are others like me out there who allow any kind of 'queer' creatures stay in their homes as well.

I am not crazy by the way angry

Go see a shrink!

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Nobody: 6:32am On Dec 18, 2013
i hate anything that invades my house uninvited,i kill them ASAP..humans take note.
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by ismokeweed1(f): 4:02pm On Dec 19, 2013
Conner44: I have been told I have a problem


I am not crazy by the way angry

You indeed have a BIG problem

And YES you are indeed CRAZY

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Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by EfemenaXY: 5:06pm On Dec 19, 2013
I don't relish killing things like geckos, lizards, etc...but I sure don't want them in my home.

Those creatures belong on the outside.
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Conner44: 8:13pm On Dec 19, 2013
^^^
So do you always try to kill geckos whenever you see them in your home?

Because I know people who do and whenever they suddenly stop whatever they are doing and start to perform dangerous stunts all in the name of chasing down geckos I always laff the hell out of myself smiley

But on some occasions, they actually catch the gecko angry
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by Conner44: 8:16pm On Dec 19, 2013
i-smoke-weed:


You indeed have a BIG problem

And YES you are indeed CRAZY

Go smoke something then come back and tell me something that I don't know . . .
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by LerrieJohn(f): 10:20pm On Dec 19, 2013
I'm scared of all insects and creeping things but I don't mind geckos at all, I'm even glad to have them at home...as a child I was told they bring good fortune too
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by lilkech(m): 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2013
Lerrie John: I'm scared of all insects and creeping things but I don't mind geckos at all, I'm even glad to have them at home...as a child I was told they bring good fortune too

Really? I heard that too. But I also heard spiders cause nightmares anytime they cross your ceiling while you are asleep
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by claremont(m): 7:25pm On Dec 20, 2013
I take a special delight in snuffing the life out of those creepy crawlies.
Re: Some 'queer' Members Of My Family by veave(f): 8:37pm On Dec 20, 2013
Na wa for u o...
u be dirty boy...

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