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A Gorilla Job by Temivict(f): 11:53am On Jul 31, 2008
A gorilla job!

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.
As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,
had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and
pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,
But Hey!
He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,
jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though,
he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,
landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.
He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,
"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"
Re: A Gorilla Job by Ebonyj(f): 2:31pm On Jul 31, 2008
Very funny wink
Re: A Gorilla Job by SeanT21(f): 2:35am On Aug 01, 2008
Haha.
Re: A Gorilla Job by ThugLife1(m): 5:04am On Aug 01, 2008
wink nice
Re: A Gorilla Job by Jeovy(m): 5:08am On Aug 01, 2008
ha,see wahala grin

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