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The Reason by sekokor(m): 3:39pm On Aug 02, 2008
Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?" God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create." So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?" "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?" "I did that Adam so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?" "Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."
Re: The Reason by Nobody: 4:13pm On Aug 02, 2008
:d :d :d kiss kiss kiss
Re: The Reason by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 02, 2008
very nice cheesy cheesy
Re: The Reason by Jeovy(m): 6:32pm On Aug 02, 2008
hehe,which chapter for bible be that
Re: The Reason by abasifo(m): 7:14pm On Aug 02, 2008
in the book of judas 70 vs 5
Re: The Reason by neowelsh(m): 7:36pm On Aug 02, 2008
tell us where e dey ashawo
Re: The Reason by MrInfo1(m): 10:36pm On Aug 02, 2008
embarassed

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