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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by onufidel(m): 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
LadyH: watayu doin here??
. Lol u sure u know me? Maybe u're mistaking me for somebody else o. What's ur name?
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by onufidel(m): 5:17pm On Dec 28, 2013
LadyH: watayu doin here??
ooh. Harriet na u. Sowi . I nor know
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by kalufelix(m): 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2013
Paroman: I keep on telling people that wet weeds is more dangerous than dry weeds. The OP is a living witness to that.
actually I think the op needs to smoke weed to calm his nerves and relax some muscles... he needs rest
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Rayvene(f): 5:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
SMFDH undecided
This niggah must be smoking a brand of weed that hasn't been discovered by the rest of mankind.

My brother,pass the poli to the left hand side.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by mimicue(f): 5:21pm On Dec 28, 2013
This guy Na spiritual problem dey worry u
.better go for deliverance and stop putting blame on phone...your case is in your village.. U need Jesus
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by EMMA4JESUS(m): 5:22pm On Dec 28, 2013
So which fone shd we use nw
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by thirdeye(m): 5:36pm On Dec 28, 2013
My brother reduce your alcohol intake this xmas season. I also experienced same thing and I did what I just advised you.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by kalufelix(m): 5:37pm On Dec 28, 2013
segnys007: And Oga Ade, did you write your post on a smartphone? Just go buy 3310 jeje. At least dat one no fit get demons. grin
grin
segnys007: And Oga Ade, did you write your post on a smartphone? Just go buy 3310 jeje. At least dat one no fit get demons. grin
walai that one go scare demons away
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by cold(m): 5:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
Op take your phone to God. Oh you didn't know God now repairs fones & cleanses it of demonic spirits? Well now you know

Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Samabu07(m): 5:49pm On Dec 28, 2013
And this made front page? C'mon Mod.... undecided
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by ibiso1986: 5:52pm On Dec 28, 2013
Watch out

Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by IAMBREEZY: 5:53pm On Dec 28, 2013
Lol this nigga must be halucinating.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by KELVINXY: 5:55pm On Dec 28, 2013
U said smart phone.?!

But dint mention d name of d product

Anyway..

If its iOS u're safe

But if it's Android dere are many tinx involve but I wil mention of two.

If its Sammy u're a bit safe
But if is Tecno derez 1 thing involve

they want to use u for sacrifice.. undecided

Cum n kneel down lemme pray for u..! grin
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by simdam500(m): 5:56pm On Dec 28, 2013
phones are smart! smart phone

Users are stewpid!!!
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by papaejima1: 6:11pm On Dec 28, 2013
Bros, Oxygen deprivation to the brain can cause your brain to malfunction.
Recall your nose was blocked! So your brain was no longer receiving enough oxygen and thus began to act weird. Hallucinatory chemicals are released in the brain as a result of this... and it is not uncommon for people to report seemingly impossible things happening to them in this condition.

This is almost like what happens to people who are heavily anesthetized e.g women undergoing CS, most report flying and driving vehicles, bright lights and even seeing long lost folks......(hope your own no reach so grin grin grin)
Meanwhile, go hospital and ascertain the root cause of your blocked nose. Therein lies your solution.

But if all else fails>>> Rush to Synagogue!! shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by ifex370(m): 6:11pm On Dec 28, 2013
i won't drop any reasonable comment,since i dint make fp... angry
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
Find original anti malaria drugs before it will be too late for u. If it continue I suggest you go for INTERDENOMINATIONAL DELIVERANCE. Which means PASTORS, ALFA, BABA ALAWO(HERBALISTS) and all kinds of religious leaders will come together and fire prayer to deliver you, because one person can't be able to do your DELIVERANCE.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Jobig(m): 6:18pm On Dec 28, 2013
what happened to you,brotherman is trans,your body is weak and tired before you fal asleep.the trans is your brian still feel ur phone video still on and also paying heed to it.it can be an attck also depending how well you are.may be cahtarh, cold,sleep trans or mere dream
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by joywendy(f): 6:25pm On Dec 28, 2013
kekakuz:
did i tell you i need help
u don't need to say it. its obvious u do.

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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by emmyskies(m): 6:28pm On Dec 28, 2013
They have eyes but they cannot see, they have ears but do not hear, they receive warnings but doubt and do not heed to it.
@OP
Thanks for the update. The wise will be more carefull. Dont mind what people tell you. Thanks a lot. Give your life to Christ and you have absolutely nothing to worry about (Luke 10:19) GOD bless you
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Prodigalson1(m): 6:29pm On Dec 28, 2013
@op, na catarrh dey worry u, go take medication.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 28, 2013
2kurupt: @OP. Have you heard the term 'sleep paralysis'?
I think you should Google it up. From your account most likely you just had one coupled with the weird dream & your phone being with you when it occurred thus your suspicion now.
Exactly, i was about to say the same thing.
Op your 'conscious but not totally awake' experience was caused by sleep paralysis.
There might have been hallucinations or over-exaggeration on your side. The dream might be a symptom of malaria.
Nothing Demonic here.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by lawrenceunaa: 6:32pm On Dec 28, 2013
Dhelake: And am sure u are posting with a smartphone
lol e go come tell me say na tecno phone wey he get to spoil market for 'em
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Prodigalson1(m): 6:33pm On Dec 28, 2013
Rayvene: SMFDH undecided
This niggah must be smoking a brand of weed that hasn't been discovered by the rest of mankind.

My brother,pass the poli to the left hand side.
he smokes d ''venom of a toad'',it is a kind of weed. U cant try it, u will talk to d devil directly.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by lawrenceunaa: 6:36pm On Dec 28, 2013
Big.game:

Exactly, i was about to say the same thing.
Op your 'conscious but not totally awake' experience was caused by sleep paralysis.
There might have been hallucinations or over-exaggeration on your side. The dream might be a symptom of malaria.
Nothing Demonic here.
he was not concentrating on the movie , make una ask wey last he took amalar , if the symptoms continues after two days go see ur dokinta(doctor)
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Evasmillingguy(m): 6:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
End time things








Oops did I just type that?
No I dn't think I did
@Op u and ur fone need deliverance
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by fredie107(m): 6:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
And he is using a demonic smart phone to post his dream! mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

How much u go sell d phone??
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by warrenweste(m): 6:44pm On Dec 28, 2013
kekakuz:
yea
u can say what you like
its the internet
na ur type dey chop slap daily
stuppid thing.

Pls what's d name of the phone??
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Prodigalson1(m): 6:45pm On Dec 28, 2013
ifex370: i won't drop any reasonable comment,since i dint make fp... angry
guy even if u drop comment 4 frontpage e nor go dey reasonable.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by aceman88(m): 6:49pm On Dec 28, 2013
if smart phones are demonic why not try dumb phones? i guess they could be Godly and of great help to u..... happy xmas op
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by aceman88(m): 6:51pm On Dec 28, 2013
if smart phones are demonic why not try dumb phones? i guess they could be Godly and of great help to u..... happy xmas op

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