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Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 7:08pm On Aug 05, 2008
you are all invited to my child's naming ceremony!

Venue: Sheraton Hotel, Lagos
Date: 30th August 2008
Time: 2am prompt
Dress Code: Black & Black

Come with your partner as there'd be enough drinking and chopinsons.

NB: you won't eat or drink if you don't bring a reasonable gift for me, my husband and my pikin ooooo!
Re: Invitation ! by MrInfo1(m): 7:15pm On Aug 05, 2008
Hmmmm are y'all pondering what am pondering?
Re: Invitation ! by Jeovy(m): 7:32pm On Aug 05, 2008
Am pondering it,but what are you pondering
Re: Invitation ! by MrInfo1(m): 7:41pm On Aug 05, 2008
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Re: Invitation ! by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Aug 06, 2008
make we wear canvas or slippers?

nightie howdie?
Re: Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 12:01pm On Aug 06, 2008
wear bikini and bathroom slippers u hear because theres goin to enough bla-bla 4 u clemcy
Re: Invitation ! by Temivict(f): 12:38pm On Aug 06, 2008
The party will be too great. 2am prompt. I hope it will end by 4am.
Re: Invitation ! by spenchuks(m): 2:31pm On Aug 06, 2008
pls are u serious or u are joking?
Re: Invitation ! by folahann(m): 2:35pm On Aug 06, 2008
Am i also invited.

2am Nigerian Time OR 2am African time
Re: Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 4:46pm On Aug 06, 2008
all nairalanders are invited, 2am naija time.

theres going to be enough Ritus, Nutus and Gbatus plus including hot bla bla

EMU NKO BO OOOOOO!
Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 6:24pm On Aug 06, 2008
u sure sayy na "Child" namimg ceremony u dey celebrate soo?? lol,
Re: Invitation ! by dreeldee: 6:34pm On Aug 06, 2008
congrats on a new atutupuyoyo cheesy cheesy grin grin grin jk cheesy cheesy
Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 6:45pm On Aug 06, 2008
dreeldee:

congrats on a new atutupuyoyo cheesy cheesy grin grin grin jk cheesy cheesy

lmao! u don join "I go die" lol,
Re: Invitation ! by Jeovy(m): 7:07pm On Aug 06, 2008
NELLACIOUS Nella, abeg no die o grin
Re: Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 8:51pm On Aug 06, 2008
enough ganja for ganja lovers
(it is acceptable in my church)
Re: Invitation ! by ogorluv(m): 9:08pm On Aug 06, 2008
Which kin pikin u dey name by 2am. And what are u naming him, ANTI-CHRIST?
I'm not comin.Period. tongue
For the ponderers, stop ponderin and decide not to go.
Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 7:35pm On Aug 07, 2008
Jeovy:

NELLACIOUS Nella, abeg no die o grin

lol, Jeovy me no dey die oo, cheesy I was refering to d Nigrian stand up comedian called "I go die" -- lmao besides u nor want make I die and u come go marry another person abi?? embarassed lol, lmao
Re: Invitation ! by Jeovy(m): 7:46pm On Aug 07, 2008
NELLACIOUS Nella
ok then,I still need your friendship cheesy
Re: Invitation ! by sunej(m): 7:47pm On Aug 07, 2008
Naming ceremoney for 2 am with black and black?, Hope this is not the Birth f the anti-christ!

I'll sit back and watch it live on CNN
Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 7:57pm On Aug 07, 2008
Jeovy:

NELLACIOUS Nella
ok then,I still need your friendship  cheesy


cheesy I neffa tell u sayy I no dey do friendship?? -- I don cry my whole eyes commot finish, now u come dey speak friendship, no let me ban u 4rom Nl oo, where Seun dey sef!??
Re: Invitation ! by Jeovy(m): 8:09pm On Aug 07, 2008
NELLACIOUS Nella

Cry!!!,Nella,you cry?why I no believe you?Sorry, YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME cheesy
Re: Invitation ! by ogorluv(m): 9:04pm On Aug 07, 2008
No seriously, whose naming cemony are we attending. Is the fathers name by any chance Lucifer. is it the devils own spawn from hell? I mean 2am ceremonies, partigipants dressed in red, got me running scared.
Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 9:25pm On Aug 07, 2008
lol, fear catch me too nobi only u,



Jeovy:

NELLACIOUS Nella

Cry!!!,Nella,you cry?why I no believe you?Sorry, YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME cheesy


lmao,I can see u don dey listen to too many Akon since we divorce cheesy, . . .  Don't worry, I already put d blame on u long ago!
why u no go believe say I cry?? Look, I did not only cry, I went through utter depression! ,  ,   I even tried to commite suicide sef! wht else??
I am still trying to heal, u don't know how much it hurts  cry cry  cry cry cry cry   grin  LMAO!
Re: Invitation ! by ogorluv(m): 10:20pm On Aug 07, 2008
Nella:

lol, fear catch me too nobi only u,




lmao,I can see u don dey listen to too many Akon since we divorce cheesy, . . . Don't worry, I already put d blame on u long ago!
why u no go believe say I cry?? Look, I did not only cry, I went through utter depression! , , I even tried to commite suicide sef! wht else??
I am still trying to heal, u don't know how much it hurts cry cry cry cry cry cry grin LMAO!

Babe, my shoulders are broad and u can cry on them any time cool cool grin


Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 10:31pm On Aug 07, 2008
lol, ok, ok I will keep ur number in mind 4 sure, when I have one of my depression moments wink cheesy cheesy lmao,
Re: Invitation ! by ogorluv(m): 10:44pm On Aug 07, 2008
Prevention is better than cure, use my shoulder once and be sure never to be depressed again. ever. Money back guaranteed. Serliouslylmfao grin grin
Re: Invitation ! by Nella(f): 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2008
ogorluv:

Prevention is better than cure, use my shoulder once and be sure never to be depressed again. ever. Money back guaranteed. Serliouslylmfao grin grin

grin I like that part wink wink --- don't worry I don already dey call ur phone grin
Re: Invitation ! by sunej(m): 11:52pm On Aug 07, 2008
Nella:

grin I like that part wink wink --- don't worry I don already dey call your phone grin

Are u sure u are dialling the correct number?
Take it here
sero eight sero four one nine six six six four one nine
Re: Invitation ! by equlibrium(m): 7:15am On Aug 08, 2008
wer d baby??
na d pikin i wan chop. . .
angry angry angry
Re: Invitation ! by coolykdat(m): 6:57pm On Aug 08, 2008
ogorluv:

Prevention is better than cure, use my shoulder once and be sure never to be depressed again. ever. Money back guaranteed. Serliouslylmfao grin grin

Wetin be dis one na, O boy u dey do AGGRESSIVE TOASTING O! shey na so woman hungry u reach ehn. No let Jeovy catch u dey do side toasting with Nella,
my hand no dey

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cool grin grin grin grin grin grin

cool
Re: Invitation ! by jaymobb(m): 7:22pm On Aug 08, 2008
bizy bodie
Re: Invitation ! by MrInfo1(m): 9:12pm On Aug 08, 2008
Gongo must to so on dat day smiley

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